The troops reveal what thay have been doing in their spare time to 'certain' prisoners.
How do you beat a WARLORD? YOU BECOME ONE YOURSELF! SHUTTTTUP!
Despite the weather, certain soldiers decided to wear gloves. You know, to PROMOTE Christmas.
'Woooo! I've killed 2,345 Afghans in this Chopper! And they hadn't done anything! Woooo!
Make the Helicopter hover.....ME HUNGRY!
Big Show inadvertantly got caught up in a Pop Up Video WWE Special, with special messages from the troops.
Big Show smiled as he knew the two knelt photographers were in the correct position for his 'after-match treat'.
YOU CAN'T SEE ME! No, tell a lie, YOU CAN ONLY SEE A SANTA HAT!
Snitsky felt right at home, many of the people present and the politicians that put them there regularly said his favourite catchphrase.
LL Cool J made a surprise appearance, although sporting a new hideous growth.
Santa put all religious disbelief of him in Afghanistan aside, as he arrived to promote the new rulers of the country. Halliburton.
Foley was well on top in the first ever Santa Sack-on-a-pole/Beard on a face match turned nasty.
As Santa turned BAD, his hair and beard changed colour and his hand turned into a talking sock, who commanded him to kill all.
WWE merchandising did a roaring trade, even in Afghanistan.
Flair smiled, knowing that if his was in the Army, he'd have been booted out for being TOO OLD a long time ago.
Agent Smith was spreading. Copying himself quickly and quietly onto various people in the crowd.
One of the soldiers, upon seeing Flairs flabby body, mockingly played the Last Post. The soldier made a mental note not to drive home tonight.
'Damn', thought Masters, 'I get X-Pac heat even in Afghanistan'.
Cryptologists worked hard on the message on the cardboard. Even they couldn't work out the meaning of the this comment.
Cena, shortly after this photo was taken, shocked the world by announcing he was joining Al-Queda. Commenting, 'I dont feel that my gang with the chains are fitting in a country like America. I want hand-to-hand combat, not one fought with secret weapons'. Muhammed Hassan returned to join the group as did Road-Dogg and Billy Gunn, renamed the New Age Allahs. Their signature was to wail loudly while throwing crotch chops at anyone nearby.
Cena - 'uhhhhhhhhhh, lets get ready for ALLLLLLLAAAAAAH'
As Cena failed with his attempts to possess the powers of Greyskull, he called for assistance from the HIGHER POWER.
'Taka taka taka taka YOU CANT SEE MY GOD taka taka'
As Cena celebrated, he was shocked to see Big Show attempting to eat his way through the crowd to criticise his defection.
Cena's move quickly garnered support through the crowd, who loved every minute of his Al Queda Chain Gang gimmick.
Martin was disturbed to realise that it was already December. He'd lost a month somewhere. He couldn't remember where. Later, Martin would go on to be the Vice President of the United States, controlled by his mother, but sadly killed by his former squadron leader as he celebrated.
Sorry, no caption here. Just HOTTEST DIVA EVER.
Santa's Afghani Grotto was a hit with the ladies, sadly not the prisoners though.
The Red Cross landed and were immediately hit by a swarm of troops. Apparently Big Show had wind, and NEEDED HELP - NOW.
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The Ghost Of Maria returned to help Trish and Ashley pick up the win. Afterwards she told the audience how she was marrying the Ghost of Tim White, who was special referee for the match.