What we got for Christmas:
To: Triple H, one Ben Gay suppository.
From: Dancing Dace. Who's the fag now?
Batista: I can't believe how low I've sunk!
Ref: You're the champion.
Dave: of Smackdown.
*pounding against the glass ceiling*
"Trips! Let me back in! I'm sorry!"
Nobody expected Jesus to return by spaceship.
"Yeah, I'm shocked I'm on TV too!"
Gatorade's brand new "Glass" flavor...Is it in you?
The Boogeyman couldn't believe Teddy Long was starting a rap group.
"That's right, Simon...Your worst enemy...BEN AND JERRY'S!"
"He says they taste like chicken..."
This affair was bound to be discovered eventually...
Stevie Richards has horrible aim.
Booker never did listen to his drill seargant.
"HODOWN!"
Apparently, this lock's code is 619...
Cirque du Soleil: Retardiment!
Oh yeah...When BIG SHOW and KANE are getting the best of you, your push is over.
Seconds before the FBI broke down Kane's door...
The first time you attempt a midair 69 is usually the hardest.
Undertaker: Remind me why I'm doing this.
Orton: We had to choose a match type I could win.
Undertaker: But a Hardcore pillowfight?
"There's gold in them thar hills!"
"It's a great trick, but I can only do it once."
"...My Human Torch impression!"
In a surprising twist, Orton pledges allegience to the KKK.
While Rey tries out for the lead role in "Home Alone 6," Eddie walks away with a brand new Rolex...
"You want the title, esse? How low are you willing to go...?"
If you think this is bad, you should see what he had to kiss to GET the belt.
"Alright, you win! Carlos Mencia IS funny!"
Eddie: ...Say...How'd Rhino get out here?
"Holy shit, esse, it's the Power Rangers!"
"Daddy, why am I as tall as you?"
"You see that, Dominic? God is on my side!"
"Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, Robin Laid an Egg..."
"We now present to you, the Chris Masters award for pointless moments!"
JBL: Is that?
OJ: Yeah, would couldn't find a cpicture with your pants on.
Of all the times to notice your fly's low.
A flustered JBL is forced to block the glare.
Just assume I made a fart joke here. I don't have the energy.
JBL: Just...Say it...
Big Show: I hear that Shaft is one bad mutha...
Angle: Shut Yo Mouf!
Bad luck hit as Booker's bootlaces got caught in Angle's Trachea Tube.
That Jack Nicholson does a SWEET Crippler Crossface.
Benoit: PUSH!
"EDDIE!"
In that moment, Benoit realised. He was never even looking at a Heavyweight title again.