Batista, Nitro, and Mercury stumbled awkwardly through their first 3-way.
Meanwhile, Rey tried to prove his mouth was in fact big enough as he hoped to lure Dave back.
Batista never was a big fan of spooning though.
Trying to solve the problem of bad storylines, the writers combined a few of their favorites. Melina promised to sleep with Mark Henry after he eliminated Batista. Melina later became pregnant, but due to a freak accident, that wasn't Snitsky's fault, she aborted her hand. Snitsky, feeling sad, became her slave. Unfortunately, Melina was later in a car accident with an intoxicated Kane, and her corpse was deflied by HHH.
Backstage, after the show, Melina found out just what the writers had in store for her.
Desperate, Melina tries to prove to Vince that her mouth is big enough...
Knowing no one actually watched this crap, Don Corelone thought Smackdown would be the best place to buy help from the Marines.
She tried to get the mole removed... Unfortunately, this mixed up the charts and gave her 10 CCs of Botox instead.
Benoit: You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me that all this ultraviolence and killing is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong. I've learned me lesson, sir. I've seen now what I've never seen before. I'm cured! Praise God!
Srg. Slaughter 2000 really pushed the idea of "Don't ask, don't tell."
The WWE drug testing policy is obviously in full effect.