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**darkpower** · 12-31-2005, 03:04 AM

I'm sorry if they aren't that good this week. I struggle sometimes to come up with good ones for the SmackDown captions, but I'm still trying.

It's funny what sleeping with a fat piece of shit will get you.

HOT ANIMAL LOVING ACTION!!!

Rey gets caught by the possession of Triple H, which is making his mouth opened and ready to have "IT" stuck in.

REY: Don't worry, Batista. AJ Styles will need to jump to the WWE soon enough. Just wait until then to kick his ass.

Little did the audience know that Batista wasn't staring at Melina's ass, but he had a bigger foot fetish than Snisky, and wanted some of those toes...yeah, that's it...

All this and they are STILL gay.

HENRY: Now for my finishing manuver. I shall sit on you for 20 minutes and reminience to you about my sexual fantasies with Mae Young that I had while I was out for a year.

Mark Henry botches having another injury.

"It is true. I'm an ugly broad that's only wearing makeup!"

"Please tell me I didn't sign my contract for THIS!!"

"Shawn, you know YOU'RE the only lesbian here, not Hulk Hogan!"

Yes, JBL has found out what happens when you make the Blue Meanie angry.

"I'm the BOOGYMAN, and I'm comin', to BORE YA!!!"

And they're low on carbs, too.

Orton tries to break Benoit's fall as he is flown after being punched by Triple H's giant fist, getting him back for having to job to him three different times.

I knew that new wrestling bit would be tough for Wayne Brady, but DAMN!!

KID KASH: Funaki, I'll have you know that I had to assume the position to actually have talent to be on the WWE roster. They don't let just ANYONE in. How do you think I'm a Cruiserweight that is actually on SMACKDOWN!?

It seemed that New Years started early, though the booze wore off on Mr. Crazy faster. It was still beating the Dick.

THEME SONG PLAYING: "I am a real faggot! Wait till you see the big package that I got! I am a real faggot! Fight for my dick! FIGHT FOR MY DICK!!"

12-31-2005, 03:04 AM	#8
darkpower Why So Curious? Posts: 3,408	I'm sorry if they aren't that good this week. I struggle sometimes to come up with good ones for the SmackDown captions, but I'm still trying. It's funny what sleeping with a fat piece of shit will get you. HOT ANIMAL LOVING ACTION!!! Rey gets caught by the possession of Triple H, which is making his mouth opened and ready to have "IT" stuck in. REY: Don't worry, Batista. AJ Styles will need to jump to the WWE soon enough. Just wait until then to kick his ass. Little did the audience know that Batista wasn't staring at Melina's ass, but he had a bigger foot fetish than Snisky, and wanted some of those toes...yeah, that's it... All this and they are STILL gay. HENRY: Now for my finishing manuver. I shall sit on you for 20 minutes and reminience to you about my sexual fantasies with Mae Young that I had while I was out for a year. Mark Henry botches having another injury. "It is true. I'm an ugly broad that's only wearing makeup!" "Please tell me I didn't sign my contract for THIS!!" "Shawn, you know YOU'RE the only lesbian here, not Hulk Hogan!" Yes, JBL has found out what happens when you make the Blue Meanie angry. "I'm the BOOGYMAN, and I'm comin', to BORE YA!!!" And they're low on carbs, too. Orton tries to break Benoit's fall as he is flown after being punched by Triple H's giant fist, getting him back for having to job to him three different times. I knew that new wrestling bit would be tough for Wayne Brady, but DAMN!! KID KASH: Funaki, I'll have you know that I had to assume the position to actually have talent to be on the WWE roster. They don't let just ANYONE in. How do you think I'm a Cruiserweight that is actually on SMACKDOWN!? It seemed that New Years started early, though the booze wore off on Mr. Crazy faster. It was still beating the Dick. THEME SONG PLAYING: "I am a real faggot! Wait till you see the big package that I got! I am a real faggot! Fight for my dick! FIGHT FOR MY DICK!!"