IMPECCABLE:
Vince: What the hell? Did that thing just wink at me?
XERO LIMIT 126:
Donkey Kong finally gets wise and steals Mario's mallet.
WWE Presents Romeo and Juliet.
LEGEND:
Show: This is what happens when you masterbate too much
[ 
that's the first CotM candidate right there ]
KANE KNIGHT:
See, this is why you should always start with the basics. It was nice of John Cena to teach retarded kids to wrestle, but he should have known not to start with the superkick.
"The dildo was HOW big?"
"Raw hasn't been the same since JR left. I mean, look at this! nobody can fill this ass indent."
[ Another CotM candidate IMO. ]
"...And she was clawing at the walls like this, screaming 'ride me, Hunter!' And you can expect a new installment every week until I am once agian champion."
This would be a greater contorversy than Montreal. It turns out that Vince replaced Shawn's "hair spray" with whipped cream.
I don't know which part was funnier. The fact that Lita botched intercourse, or that Flair didn't seem to notice the difference.
Mama: Once you go black, you'll never go back...
Shelton: Is that why Haas has resigned?
Mama: ...
Furthering the racist direction of the Shelton Benjamin character, Shelton called upon Voodoo spirits to shrink Chris' head.
Helms' attempt to call the King a homo took a surprising turn, as King slowly took the finger into his mouth, slowly sucking...
As you can see... someone's dominating. 
But great stuff, KK. 