And this is why WWE now has mandatory CPR lessons.
John had called the cameraman a homo for the last time.
Chris Masters' Neil Armstrong was always a big hit with the boys.
Kurt Angle: Nazi Hunter
CENA: I should probably get that checked.
COACH: And Daivari hijacks the chair! ...get it? Guys?
JOEY: Oh, my God...
KING: If I have to pretend to be in awe of "The Masterpiece,"
one more time...
JOEY: Uh, King, we're back on.
SHOW: Okay, who's the genius who papier-mached my hand while I was asleep?
HHH: Okay, fine. We can watch Wonder Showzen. Jeez. No need to get all "monster" about it.
COACH: RHYNO?!?
STYLES: STEVE CORINO'S ROOKIE MONSTER H-- Oh, right.
Paul Wight BEGGED for a new gimmick. "Stumpy" wasn't quite what he had in mind.
HHH: Okay, so maybe I'm not a "team player..."
Yes, even Vince wanted to see the 3 Live Kru reunite.
VINCE: Time-Out Chair. Now.
HBK: Aw, man...
Weirdest. Proposal. Ever.
Vince's reaction after seeing that Candice's episode of "Hotel Erotica" was going to be on Cinemax that night.
HBK: I can hear the ocean!
KANE: Can I put my foot down now? This really hurts.
KANE: Do you want some pie, Mister Michaels?
KANE [moving HBK's jaw]: Why, yes I would, Kane.
VINCE: Man, this stuff I found in Ric's gym bag is fantastic. Even Mae Young looks good to me!
Victoria applied more pressure, but no matter how much it hurt, Maria was determined to finish her aria.
REFEREE: Judo CHOP!
MARIA: Wow! I'm, like, up to my elbow in here!
TORRIE: Yeah, that's right! Use her like a hand puppet!
Ric Flair, the only worker I can think of who can beat up a woman while checking Stevie Richards for a hernia.
Edge froze. He knew he had a line here. Then it hit him. Botching can pass through osmosis.
Fortunately, that problem could be turned into a positive just moments later.
LITA: Honey, where's your briefcase?
EDGE: ...my briefcase?
VINCE: Briefcase?
TRISH: No, Mickie, I don't "wanna get high." And that impression is getting
really annoying.
MICKIE: Okay, the bad news is, you're
not invisible.
Shelton was such a fan of "Scrubs" that he hooked up with the head nurse.
NURSE: No, I will
not tell you what happens to Elliot at her new job!
SHELTON: NO! I'm not popular! I swear!
MASTERS: Sorry, man. Hunter's orders. We've already got it put up.
Masters wins. Fatality.
KING: And I know for a fact that this beard...is FAKE!
HELMS: OW OW OW OW OW OW!
HELMS: Dude, you got a boog.