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In Lioving Color, Chappelle, SNL, The Vacant Lot, The State, etc..
Announcer: And now Louie, the guy who comes in and says his catchphrase over and over again.
Louie: Hey, everybody!
All: Hey, Louie!
Louie: Hey, who's got something to drink?
Woman: I do... over there.
Louie: What is it?
Woman: A martini.
Louie: A martini? I wanna dip my balls in it!
[Crowd cheers]
Louie: Hey, whatcha got there?
Flemish Terrorist #3: It's an M-16. What do you want with it?
Louie: What do I want with it? I wanna dip my balls in it!
Flemish Terrorist #2: I find him infectious and amusing this Louie character.
Louie: Who's got some deviled eggs?
Woman: I do.
Louie: I wanna dip my balls in it.
Man: Monogrammed silk handkerchief.
Louie: I would like to dip my balls in it.
Flemish Terrorist #2: Silence! Louie... a hand grenade?
Louie: Ah hell who gives a damn? I wanna dip my balls in it!
Flemish Terrorist #3: Top secret documents?
Louie: I wanna file them!
Crowd: Awwwwww... Louie?
Louie: You've heard it all before.
Man: No we haven't!
Louie: You've heard it all before.
Flemish Terrorists: No... *we* haven't.
Louie: You've heard it all before!
All: No we haven't!
Flemish Terrorist #1: Say the catchphrase or the Prime Minister dies!
Prime Minister: Don't say it on my account, Louie.
Louie: I'm sorry, I can't say it.
All: Louie! Louie! Louie! Louie!
Louie: Hey, everybody...
All: I wanna dip my balls in it!
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