Cena in a zombie voice: Brains... Brains... a new gimmick... a new gimmick...
Carlito and Masters: London Bridge is falling down, my fair lady.
Cena prepares to shove the invisible javelin down Daivari's throat.
King: Oh, so THAT'S what the chair was doing there. Oops!
Show: BRING ME A SHRUBBERY!
Show: THAT'S NOT A SHRUBBERY!
HHH: This chair's not very comfy. Hey, Show, give me a hand, would ya?
Show: No, no I don't have a foreign object inside this cast
HHH: He's got the LARRRGE teeth! He's a Killer!
Hey, Vince! How many guys with talent did you fire today?
Vince: I shall call it "Mini-Arm". Now go fetch Big Show a shrubbery before he turns on me.
Kane starts having flashbacks to his Isaac Yankem days.
Vince: Lillian, didn't you miss your turn pleasuring me today?
Man, Bull Nakano looks GREAT after that gastric bypass surgery!
No caption, just
Flair: Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him well...
Lita: Great, he's gone off the deep end again. How can I not botch this this time?
Flair: What's the matter? Did Randy Orton steal your My Little Ponys?
Shelton's Mama: BYGAWD BBQ SAUCE!!!
Shelton: Mama???
RAW brought to you tonight by the letter L.
Helms: Would you hurry up and pull the quarter out already!
Helms: Worst. Magician. Ever.