Matt: Oh John your kneepads are so soft you must tell me where you got them
JBL: Get away homo
Boogeyman: You know i might be a freak but even The Boogeyman appreciates a nice ass
Booker is shocked to learn that the WWE hand picked his replacement for match 7...The returning Buff Bagwell
Fan: Hey Chris how many teeth do you have left
Juvi picked the wrong time to do a Mexican hat dance
The X-Pac sucking machine claims another victim....KID KASH
And now the judges decision for Paul London
10...10....10...10 PERFECT SCORE
Shane Twin On The Left: You know we used to be human dicks and now we look like Goldberg...god i hope they dont call us DickBerg
Matthews: Batista why was Rob Van Dam in your locker room earlier
Batista: Dude he was high on life as usual and now i am....Hey anybody got any cookies i've got some serious munchies