
At that moment, Edge realized Lita never did remove that cucumber she'd stuck up there last night.

At that moment, Steven Richards inserted another...

Edge tried to save Cena from being shot, but the presence of a second and third sniper proved to be too much.
MICKIE JAMES: Ohmagawd I left the oven on AGAIN!!!

Trish demonstrates her skills by playing the "Tooting Mickie."

"I. Am. Goddess."

Trish Stratus was the undeniable master of the neck-area Charlie Horse.
MICKIE JAMES: Please kiss me like a homosexual! I'm quite gay!

Despite the makeup, Daivari was unable to escape from Jerry Lawler's vindictive fury.

You know you're old when a wrestler tries to dropkick you... and just sticks to the flabby skin.

This was definitely the most battering ride of Space Mountain ever.

"Invisible hang glider... AWAY!"