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Originally Posted by The Naitch
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Vader: *weeze* What is thy bidding, master?
Emperor: Who in the blue Hell are you?
Vader: My Lord, I am your...
Emperor: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE! Now why are you bothering me?
Vader: My Son is here.
Emperor: Woah woah woah woah...Someone let your sick S&M ass BREED?
Vader: I have felt him.
Emperor: Your own son? You sick FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFreak!
Vader: He can be turned to the Dark Side.
Emperor: And what? Dress him up in a little leather outfit? Maybe some Fredrick's of Hollywood? Get out of here, and stop eyeing the Emperor's Strudel. I'll knock that goofy mask right off your face!
Vader: Why am I second banana to the fag from "Be Cool?"