Sexual Chocolate, 2.0 has found his Mae Young, 2.0. Shelton isn't happy.
Shelton: This was the clothesline I did at Wrestlemania 21.
Ref: How did he do that WITHOUT a Ladder?!?
Mama: Homey Don't Play Dat!
Cameraman: *offscreen* Now, Roar like a lion! Yeah! Make love to the camera, baby.
Shelton: For some reason, jobbing doesn't seem so bad, now...
Hunter: Show, don't think so hard, I can see smoke...
Hunter eagerly opens his Belated Christmas Present, only to find out what the Show predicts what Stephanie will give birth to.
Show applies a Rear Naked Choke on Stevie Richards.
Show: OOOOOH! A lollypop!
Hunter: how many times have I told you: You're carpentry skills SUCK!
Hunter: Dude, not on my chair!
A fan shows a video screen of a Night in Chyna to Hunter, and he HAS to react.
Ass-ley attempts to break the record. She's up at the invisible Chinup Bar, now.
King: Puppies!
Coach: What do you call that move?
Styles: OH MY GOD! The Mid-air Muff Dive!
King: Puppies!
Nobody knew why Candice was dooing the Boot Scootin Boogie in the ring, by herself...
Torrie tries her hand at Maria surfing.
Zombie Ref: Brains.... Brains... Wait a minute, I am not gonna find brains here... Boobs... Boobs...
Vastardikai: I was gonna make a Stevie Richards doing a Styles Clash joke, but I've already got one Stevie Richards joke, so I'll just replace Stevie Richards with a NON-retarded CZW fan. Cool with ya'll?
Moolah: Mae, don't. Most of these fans have just eaten...
The man who could make his words reality must have been in the shower with a hot chick and didn't want to be seen as a perv...
The referee announces how many people are actually mad that Cena lost the title...
Lita: I made the "New Years Revolution" banner We're standing in front of, what do you think?
Edge: only you, Lita... Only you...
A few minutes later, a small tornado rolls after the running crowd.
Master's combination Powerslam/Burrito Fart has DEVASTATING effects.
Annie: It's a Hard Knock Life, for us! It's a Hard Knock Life for us!
'stead of Kisses, we get Kicked
'Stead of Kisses, we get Whipped!
Shawn: Kurt, could you give me a hand?
Kurt: Sure thing, I don't want see Cena meat-gazing Carlito, either?
Carlito: Huh? What's going on?
Cena: mmmm... I wonder if he has ANOTHER AFRO...
Edge: Could you, please?
Ref: You know I can't do that.
Cena: I'm Happy! Happy!
Ref: Ok, just this once.
(horrible hatchet job on that line, I know)
Edge: This is the face I make when I do this...
*makes face and moves his hand in a rhythmic stroking motion.*
Edge: I broke mah shoe!
Edge: I wish I had a Spiny belt!
*someone slips it into his hand*
Edge saves Cena from the zombie.
Mickie: I can hear the ocean!
Cameraman: Dammit I got the wrong angle!
Trish does a touching tribute to Christian Cage.
Mickie: Can I rest my head on your boob?
Trish: Sure, anything for my fans...
Mickie: Yaaaay!
Trish: Why me?
Trish: I was gonna have a T on my shirt, like how Laverne had an L, but I never COULD write a Lower case "T"
Ref: poor Gregory. Well, at least he isn't a superhero, anymore...
The ref sees his new limbo pole challenge...
Edge: Check out my P.N. News impression, DAMMIT!
Ref: That's quite enough, Edge...
Edge: NOT UNTIL HE SEES MY P.N. NEWS IMPRESSION!!!! Yo-Baby-Yo-Baby-Yo!
Flair: *to himself* At least I'm not jobbing to Eric Bischoff...
*Ding Ding Ding*
Edge: Yeah!
Vastardikai: Yes, I did make a reference to the WCW Game for Nintendo. Get over it!