Batista finds out they're running with the "Melina is a dude" angle.
Contrary to JR's claim, this title
was made of chocolate.
"I did not...Have sexual relations...With that...Title..."
Batista: HANDS! HANDS!
Batista tells the fan how Smackdown's ratings were doing.
...This is not millions, this is number of fans.
Kurt's plan to overthrow the McMahons did not go well...
...Until he summoned the force of Glitter...
Kurt: I thought you dropped the Nazi gimmick, John?
Note to Tough Enough stars: The ring ropes are
not a tampon.
This 619 backfired when Henry began to chow down on Rey's leg.
Generic Longhair 1: Can I have a turn?
Generic Longhair 2: You've had yours.
Generic Longhair 1: No I didn't. You always cheat on
blow the midget.
Henry: You're a homo!
LAshley: Did someone say Hodown?
Noting that live sex was so popular on Raw, Vince decided to make Kurt and Mark an item.
Mercury: Does Rhyno know you're using his glue?
Kurt Angle: Carrying Smackdown's dead weight with a broken
freakin' neck!
Kirk: Beam me up, Scotty!
Randy: What's wrong, Chris?
Chris: I dreamed I put in years of work, only to be overlooked in booking and see someone on Raw win the Smackdown title instead of me....
Benoit: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"Well how the Hell did you get the entire title
in your mouth?"
The WWE's new dress code proved ineffective.
In an attempt to one-up the boogeyman, Booker bites the head off a snake.
The WWE's first "partnership" Ceremony: Whoopi Goldberg and Charmelle.
"Did someone just say...Three minutes?"
"Hon, I didn't want to say anything, but you're pulling a Janet Jackson."
Note the definition of the facial paint. This culture clearly values tribal marking to signify status.
In this instance, the male, obviously a chieftan or tribal leader, performs a traditional dance to seduce the female. We at National Geographic have dubbed it "Skulllfukkalickus."
Though primitive, the chieftan understands sensuality well. He opts for the facial growth region, a highly erogenous zone only recently discovered by medical science.