Haven't ready any. Sorry for copycats.
"And then I put Old Yeller down. And it was the hardest thing I've ever had to do..."
BATISTA: 'Fucking Rhyno...'
BATISTA: "I'm sorry I can't be there to defend my belt for you and the brand."
LONG: "And I'm sorry I had Mark Henry shoot you in the ass."
BATISTA:
WHAT?!
Dave's scret obsession becomes revealed when he orders not one but TWO bacon liver mashed potato pies.
KURT: I'm a fricking Olympic medal winner. Why the hell am I the last one to be picked on a team????
The Kurt Angle roller coaster simulator was a huge hit with the boys backstage. Here, Kurt is taking JBL up the lift hill of Millennium Force...
LASHLEY: 'YES!!!!'
Tragedy struck when Ric Flair told Mark Henry there was a sandwich in Rey's crotch too.
Poor guy had to be carried backstage after massive groinal injuries.
LASHLEY: "What the...?"
BUM ON RIGHT: "I'm you from the future, and I'm telling you to get out of wrestling now before you get pushed to the WWE Championship, then get screwed out of making any sort of living because of a stupid 10 year no compete clause and wind up living homeless out on the street!!!!!"
KURT: "Dammit, Mark, for the last time I don't have a cheeseburger in my shorts!!!!"
MARK: "Baby Kurt sucks. It was much easier to care for a disembodied hand last time."
To celebrate his victory, Kurt had Captain America disintegrated.
Rey calling for the ghost of Eddie Guerrero to help him was bad enough, but things really crossed the line when Benoit invoked the spirit of Bret Hart...
After realizing Orton had seen the Edge/Lita sex tape, Benoit knew he had to prevent Randy from vomiting in any way he could.
Ever the sneaky bastard, Booker T pretends to do a native tribal fire dance before hitting Benoit with the belt out of nowhere.
"THE CHOCOLATE!!! IT'S ALL MINE!!!!"
"I'm so glad you're happy to see me!!!"
Here we see Sharmell with the first ever WWE optical wardrobe malfunction illusion...
The thing Vince loved most about the Boogeyman was how he'd eat anything--even the dead careers of depushed wrestlers.
Things went to far when Boogeyman scalped Jillian Hall.
Here we see some of the perks that inspired a young Darth Maul to join the Dark Side of the Force.