While Edge gave the microphone some head, Lita was wondering how to give the title sex.
Lita does her best to stop Edge from discovering that she had a little extra piece of equiptment that no female should have.
Vince clapped his hands for Shawn for a great match, but that was before Shawn telling Vince that he just gave him the only good match he would have on this shitty show tonight.
Two weeks in a row now that Snisky had something to actually DO on RAW.
ANGLE: COAT!!! MINE!!! FOR MY BOD!! FOR MY GREAT BOD!!
Our worst fears come true: All of Cena's gay jokes brought to light in the form of Chris Masters.
EDGE: So, Cena, how exactly did you spin this again? You put two fingers into the hole and just flick them quickly?
CENA: Yeah, just like how you spin Lita.
MASTERS: WHAT THE HELL?! Why couldn't I master that?
EDGE: Lita made love to this belt. LOOK!!!
CENA: OH GOOD GOD, NO, KEEP IT AWAY!!
MASTERS: Can I see?
CENA: Sicko!
Mark Henry knew he needed someone to replace Mae Young, but there weren't any 80 year old females around, so he got himself a sex change and stalked Vince McMahon. We pickup when they are halfway to first base.
THE CAT: [singing] SOMEBODY CALLED MY MOMMA!!!
Can I be in Victoria's place.
"You, stay there. I just have to molest Ashely to top Lita as being the biggest on-camera slut in the locker room."
KANE: Quick, give me a spindal so I can roast him. Dat...dat's HOT!!
HOT BALL-GRABBING ACTION!!
The spear was so great that Edge sent Ric Flair back to when people still gave a shit about him.
FLAIR: WHAT?! No one gives a shit about me anymore. NOOOOOOOO!!!
Apparently Edge got offended when he found out that no one geave a shit about him in this time era, either.
Oh damn, will you look at that. The glass ceiling was higher than expected this time.
Flair was content that people gave a shit about him in any time era...if only he could wipe off that shit he had on his face. (I hope someone gets this joke).
Cena was shocked that two angels came to meet him from behind him...only to be disappointed that they also thought he sucked.
EDGE: You might wonder why Lita has that face. Well, just remember, I didn't win Lita over with just my LOOKS!!
Yeah, I know they suck this week.
