Vince: And YOU... YOU may NEVER see my daughter again! Steve, stun him, and Steph, GET OVER HERE!
Angle:
It's raining managers, hallelujah it's raning managers, amen!
Momma: Mmmm hmm, you'll do......
Momma: ....NOW GET IN MAH BELLAH!
Before you ask, yes, Carlito had that apple for lunch, and yes, Kane has his hand up Carlito's ass.
WWE Championship Reign: Over 10 years in the wrestling business.
Sex with Lita: $500 a visit to the clinic.
Having your balls yanked off so you're not attracted to Lita anymore: Priceless.
Ric: I lived by the sword, and I shall die by the sword.
*Stabs self*
Ric: ...... DAMMIT TIM! YOU GAVE ME THE RUBBER SWORD!
Tim: Hey, if I can't kill myself what makes you think I could assist you?
God: I'm so glad that Edge is ending the show tonight. I-
God: ... WHY ME!? WHYYYYY!?