Edge: This belt gives me more pleasure than Lita ever did and hell at least i dont get injured every time i "play" with it
Vince: Now you do realise that title is going to my son er i mean my son in law very soon
Angle: Daivari that bird shit right on your shirt
Where will you be when your diarhea(sp) comes back
Edge: Hey John i forgot to tell you where Lita put this belt last night
Edge: Here smell it
Cena: Oh god it smells like the new cheesy bean and rice burrito from Taco Bell...damn that bitch is a freak
Masters: Oh let me smell please let me smell
Momma: Oh you big hunk of white chocolate momma's gonna give you a spanking
Show: Well you know what they say once you go black you never go back
Introducing the newest group in the WWE
Whore,Slut and Tramp...How do we tell them apart you ask...well we dont cause they all 3 answer to each name
Trish: Wow this is fun lets go back to my room and try this naked
King: PUPPIES PUPPIES PUPPIES
Trish: Hey section 28 row 6 seat 8 YOU'RE A HOMO
Mickie James is not impressed at all by Steven Richards strip tease on WWE Unlimited
Kane: Hey i'm like up to my elbow here somebody get this furry headed bastard off me
The WWE's new test for hernia's did'nt go over will with Shelton
And it definitly did'nt go over very well with Edge
Ric: O'Haire is that you??