"God, Kurt, do you ever wash that mouthguard?"
"AHH! OKAY! I've stretched enough!"
"Melina, is that a cell phone in your pocket, or is the storyline true?"
Kurt Angle, sexual guru. The PTC would complain, but the fans loved his "bringing a woman to orgasm through the Anckle Lock" gimmick.
"Hey! Where's the cream filling?"
"Let's see, I'm finally on top of the WWE again...What's the worst thing they could do to me?"
(continued)
"Yeah, that sounds about right."
Personally, I don't know why the WWE are being sued by Marvel. Simply walking up walls doesn't make this an infringement of the Spider-Man trademark
Continuing their racist angles, Mark Henry was presented with his illegitimate son.
Mark: Count!
Ref: I think it only counts if you pin him against the mat.
"Not too high! I'm still sore from my meeting with Vince!"
"Dude, I'm stuck. Not cool."
...Okay, the webbing's
kind of an infringement, but at least it's blue.
"My knee!"
"Scotty! Beam me up...SUCKAAAAAAAAAA!"
As if we needed any further proof Booker's wife was not human, they actually caught her laying eggs on tTV.
"What? It's four time now?"
"Oh shit man...When I said I was fine with you going bi, I didn't mean with
us."
Orton: Your Mark Henry impression HURTS!"
"Ulp. Negroes can't fly."
OJ: Your leg's really defined.
Orton: Thank you.
Up next on WWElympics: The Steven Richards High-Jump!
"Take that, Firefly!"
He was unbeatable as the Hulk, but once hee calmed down, Booker had no chance.
Benoit's "Force Choke" ability meeant never having to say "I'm sorry."
Poor Jillian. One week you're just another pretty face...
And the next you're another "Live Sex" show gone bad.
Nope. Snow Angles don't work well in pyro.
Decaptitation is never pretty.
Lashley proved that JBL was little more than a bag of hot air.
JBL: The first every hardcore inter-gender champion.
Worst. Poledance. Ever.
Proving he was the "Fighting Birish," Finlay groped Hardy during every move.
"UNsure..."
After his internet gripings, the best Matt could get was the "chorus girl instructor" gimmick.
Proving his might, Finlay hefts both Richards
and Hardy over one shoulder.
If only JR were around, he could finally say it..."He is literally broken in half!"
"Great, now do an airplane"
"Go on God, I dare ya. Smite me!"
Tazz: ...Kennedy...
Cole: I take it from...
Beware the Simon System penis enhancer.
WWE classic Matches: Guile vs Butterbean
G1: You smudged the ceiling!
G2: Uhoh.
G1: I am SO not washing that.
Mercury: I didn't do
that one, I swear.