Unfortunatly, Angle wasn't as good as Foley at doing the claw, as he actually had his hand go through Davari and out his ass.
Hey, you can't blame Melina. She was only doing what that white sign was telling her to do: PET!
THAT will teach Angle not to blow his load the second he touches Melina.
HENRY: I'm the world's strongest man!
STAIRS: No you're not, either. [counters and crushes Henry's ribs by falling on him].
REY: MARK!! [leaps into his arms] I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!
HENRY: I missed you too.
BLACK GUY BEHIND HENRY: HOT ANAL SEX, AND I'M IN THE FRONT ROW?! KICK ASS!!
REY: HELP!! I'M STUCK IN THIS POSE!!
HENRY: Is that the Country Buffet I'm smelling?
REF: I'm sorry, but does this mean I have to look at Mark's ass all night?
God botches the apocalypse.
ORLANDO: I just wanted you to know, Book, about how your dirty talk caused me to have a bulge in my trunks THIS BIG!!
While the ref uses telekenisis to make Orlando botch every single move, Orton spots the shiniest quarter ever, and must get it right now!
BENOIT: You're MISTAKEN, Randy. Booker T makes the PERFECT drag queen. Just look at that pink cut dress of his.
"WHAT?! I had the mole storyline for HOW long?"
A fan's reaction to WWE Creative's ideas.
CLIVE ANDERSON [JBL]: THIS will teach you not to disgrace MY show, Wayne Brady!
BRADY [LASHLY]: And this will teach YOU how to sing and dance, FOOL!!
The Boogyman botches having a seizure.
Unfortunatly, Matt realized that he didn't have the knife in his hands UNTIL he tried to stab Finlay.
KENNEDY: Hey, Cole, be careful, putting my shirt on will cause some strange side effects, like making yourself gay looking by shaving off that gotee again.
Bill Belechek in all his glory.
The Gemini's do Vince's dirty work by pulling London back below the glass ceiling.
You know, I don't even know what kind of hot action this IS, just that it scares the HELL out of me.