Kurt stops people from throwing popcorn into Daivari's mouth.
Daivari: STOP.... STARING.... AT.... MY.... ASS!!!!
Kurt:
Melina: Did you order hot Beastiality-type Sex?
Melina: STOP.... STARING.... AT.... MY.... ASS!!!!
Horny Male Fans:
He may have gotten away with Injuring Batista, but his advertantly causing Milena a broken leg sent him to OVW for good.
After this tragic incident, there was now a new rule in the Olympic Stair throwing Competition...
Daivari: All evil Arabs have to have silly looking shoes, and I have THE SILLIEST OF THEM ALL!!!!
Cover of New York Times: One Wrestler eats Another: Has WWE Gone too far?
Mark: I got a new friend! I'm gonna name him George! I'm gonna hug him, and squeeze him, and love him forever!
Rey: One more step to the left.... THERE! I can finally see down that hot chick's shirt! Thanks Mark!
Mark does a subtle reference to what all WWE Fans consider the act of watching him wrestle.
Not even Cole and Tazz can bear to watch Mark Henry getting pushed.
Rey: Hey Ref, you're Urkel impression SUCKS!
Ref: This looks like a future Rammstein song...
You WILL be entertained: The Army of Sith DEMAND IT!
SOMEBODY went to the Lita School of Camerawork...
Booker: Is my wife giving me Bunny ears?
Booker is in awe of the sign growing out of the top of Orlando's head.
Vince judges who has the bigger mouth so he knows who to push next...
Cole: Black Guile with the Flash Kick! This could be all over!
Who's getting the Bisexual angle again: OJ or Orton?
When OJ Surfing goes Wrong...
In addition to being the US Champion, Booker T is also an accomplished Badmittion player...
Booker thought that Benoit said he was gonna chop the shit out of him. What he really said was that he was gonna chop the shirt off of him.
Benoit: No looking at me while Jerking off.
Booker: *pukes*
Jillian: Save me from this awful gimmick...
JBL is confused as to why Jillian gives the top rope a Stunner.
Flashdance: WWE-style.
Vastardikai: *offscreen* Hey, JBL, how many WWE Title reigns should you have had?
Halitosis!
JBL: Farooq, is that, you?
When someone found out that JBL had an X-Box 360, they all went after him.
Last week it was Hacksaw, this week Boogey decides to imitate Saba Simba.
Someone had to pull Matt off the Glass ceiling...
Matt: The Tattoo on your elbow sucks...
Finlay:
Cole: He's at the 40... the 30... the 20... they're not gonna catch him... and he'll HIGHSTEP INTO THE ENDZONE, TOUCHDOWN!
Best. Slingshot Tornado DDT on the Floor. EVER.
Somebody's Gonna Die isn't the only one with a Hard-on for Finlay...
Ref: I told you not to call him a "Fighting Irish Bastard" to his face.
Striptease...
Striptease!
Tazz: Why do I have to wear the "B-team announcer" T-shirt?
This Simon Dean gimmick BLOWS *rimshot*
And the award for best flying knuckle bump goes to...
Apparrently, they're teaching the greenhorns how to limbo...
Ref: I call this sculpture "Hoss Making Jobber Pyramid."