You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to loopydate again.
Edge froze. Although he and Lita had talked about strap ons last night, it was still a shock to the system to feel a real one.
The crowd was confused when weird techno music started playing, and Kane began flying around on wires, until they realized a scene from the next Mortal Kombat movie was being filmed.
Not content with extreme physical strength, Kane decides to stop washing his feet and always wear the same pair of socks. After his opponent smelled that, he didn't need to use a chokeslam.
"Glen, don't freak out or anything, but there is a giant spider on your back"
"GET IT, GET IT, GET IT!!!!"
Shawn and Shelton learn a hard lesson. When Mama Benjamin has gas, get the hell out of the way.
WWE Films suprises everyone by revealing they're new gay porn division.
Lita botches Phrenology
It was all going swimmingly, until Jeter tripped over a loose floor panel, and suddenly the Spirit Squad had the worst debut since the Shockmaster.
Although it loooked like the Spirit Squad was simply forming a pyramid, in reality they were performing an ancient ritual to summon the God of Wrestling to get them out of this stupid gimmick.
The final step of the ritual? Dye Chloe green and offer her up as a sacrifice.
In a total swerve, Coach reveals himself as the God of Wrestling the Spirit Squad were trying to summon.
"I AM APPEASED!! MAIN EVENT PUSHES FOR ALL!"
Realizing that no one cared about their match, Candace and Victoria give up and just started playing Charades.
Big Show learns a hard lesson: Never get in the way of three wrestlers doing the Hokey Pokey.
Lita knew she had to do something to help Edge win the match. Suddenly, she realized she still had the strap on, and made a beeline for Cena...
Masters suprises everyone by pulling out the Blockbuster as his new finisher. Predictably, he botches it.