Cena: Hello friends. Do you wish to sound as happy as me? Well then send $1 to ... me.
Lita: Hey... hey.... the title's not spinning!
Edge:
.... It's on the other shoulder......
Kane's new gimmick, the seven foot tall Big Red Can-Can Dancer. Just don't get in his way.
IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!
WWE was puzzled when their sequel to the Live Sex Celebration didn't draw in ratings.
Shawn: Mmm...tastes like chick'n.
Coach: I'm so pretty!!
*tumbleweed*
Cena: SQUEEZE ME.