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Josh: We're here with Tim White, who has been fighting a bout of depression as of late. Today his therapy is playing chess with someone, and that someone is Lita.
*Tim looks at the camera smiling and then unzips his pants...*
Josh: Mr. White what are you doing? Do you have to use the bathroom?
*Tim pushes the camera over and "BOW CHICKA BOW WOW" porn music plays as thrashing, Tim screaming, and the sound of millions of bugs walking around are heard.*
(The next week)
Josh: Last week Tim tried to kill himself by contracting an STD from Lita. Luckily Lita botched her tampon and put a toilet plunger in there instead.
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