SmackDown! [1-20-2006] (Continued)
Vastardikai:
Kurt stops people from throwing popcorn into Daivari's mouth.
He may have gotten away with Injuring Batista, but his advertantly causing Milena a broken leg sent him to OVW for good.
After this tragic incident, there was now a new rule in the Olympic Stair throwing Competition...
Daivari: All evil Arabs have to have silly looking shoes, and I have THE SILLIEST OF THEM ALL!!!!
Cover of New York Times: One Wrestler eats Another: Has WWE Gone too far?
You WILL be entertained: The Army of Sith DEMAND IT!
Cole: Black Guile with the Flash Kick! This could be all over!
In addition to being the US Champion, Booker T is also an accomplished Badmittion player...
JBL is confused as to why Jillian gives the top rope a Stunner.
Halitosis!
Last week it was Hacksaw, this week Boogey decides to imitate Saba Simba.
Tazz: Why do I have to wear the "B-team announcer" T-shirt?
Gone Mad:
Rey Rey was not a big fan of Henry's Ray Charles impression.
Orlando Jordan IS The Greatest American Hero. Coming to theaters June 2006.
Lashley: AAAH my eyes! The googles! They do nothing!
Kennedy... Kennedy: Sorry about that. The cleaners gave me the wrong shirts.
Tazz: Spice Girl shirts? What a screw up.
Cole: Yeah... they screwed up... yeah...
**sneaks shirt into a bag**
parkmania:
Kurt: DAMN! Dave tapped THAT?! Nice!
Ref: Uh, Fit, you really should wait until we're done taping to start tearing down the ring.
Tazz: Wow, Mr. Kennedy, that was some great weed! I think I hear Bill Alphonzo calling me.
Corkscrewed:
Oh yeah, the Axe Effect was working quite well for Kurt.
Unfortunately for Kurt, he'd accidentally put on Axe for Apes as well.
Mark Henry's real life game of Tetris took a devastating turn when he tried to fit the 'L' piece into the straight four block 'Kurt' piece.
Seconds later, the lava engulfed Booker T and his wife, setting the stage for his new reincarnation: Darth Booker.
It wasn't just that Booker had left the oven on. It was that Booker had left the oven on and now it was charging at him angrily down the arena ramp.
Booker T tried his best to stop God from interfering, but his aluminum crutch was little match for the holy energy of the Lord.
Rafiki was back! And man had he bulked up!
It wasn't long before Finlay experienced the first rib veterans did to newcomers: dropping random midcarders onto them.
It was most kind for Finlay to tuck Matt Hardy to bed that night.
"What do you mean we've been enlisted to become the Undertaker's Druids?"
RAW [1-23-2006]
loopydate:
Lita botches pickpocketing.
In a nice gesture, WWE saluted Hulk Hogan just days after his first chemo session.
MOMMA: Shawn Michaels? Why, I remember when yo' ego was yea high!
H.I.A. - Hot Incestual Action
Shawn hoped that making a silly face would cover up the fact that he'd just killed Shelton Benjamin in the worst botched Tombstone ever.
HHH: Mr. Wight, you're trying to seduce me.
In a shocking heel turn, John Cena slaps the STFU on Corky.
Poor Lita. She never saw the Hadoken coming.
Savior:
These guys are big fans of Cock.
Impeccable:
Impeccable logs onto WWE.com, and this annoying little John Cena pop up comes on.
Cena: Hi, I'm John Cena. Buy my stuff. Buy my stuff. Buy my stuff. Buy my stuff. Buy my...are you trying to kill me with that little white arrow?