Friends to me: Harri, it's fake!!
Me: How do you define fake?
Friends: Something that's not real.
Me: So how is wrestling not real?
Friends: Because they know what's going to happen.
Me: So...? I don't see how that doesn't make it real. Tell me, how do you do a fake chokeslam, or a fake tombstone?
Friends: ...
Me: Thank you very much.