[Fryza]

It's because we're black Loopy, because we're black...



Rey's Sabu impression didn't go over well with the fans.



Chaos insued when Carlito lost his contact in the ring.



The world stood silent, the moment was upon us. Lashley ate Show's cheeseburger. and there was no turning back.



Hunter's daily routine of one-handed push-ups on the ring apron while being felt up by jobbers normally didn't make it on air.



Neither did the oral sex part...



Masters: "Fuck's sake, he's eating my fucking ankle!"



Wait, when did female wrestlers be cleared to wrestle topless?



Hunter didn't find the Geico joke all that amusing.



Vince has Alzheimers?
"If I had a nickel for everytime I didn't know where I was, I'd fire that guy."
Or is he just senile? You be the judge.



Orton was confused. If Vince was the next entree in the Rumble, how could Orton win? If he throws Vince over, he could be fired. The thinking, she burns...



HA-DO-KEN



Worst. Go Daddy Dance. Ever.



HUG!



The One-Man Taxi Service: Must be this tall to qualify.



Rey has seen Hell, and he is scared.



Where will you be when your diarhea acts up?



Is it just me, or is the ref staring at Rey's ass?



Cena closed his eyes and held his breath. He was always scared of the diving board, but he'd conquer his fears tonight.



Always the sexual predator he is, Lita covered her breasts in fear as Cena stalked towards her.



Maybe Cena's choice of insult- "Bite Me"- was a little ill-timed.



"And IIIIIIIIIIII... IIIII, will always love YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"



Somewhere, God is crying.



And I'm not far behind Him either...



"This is a really soft door mat..."



Angle didn't know what hurt worse- Henry's leather boots slicing his hands up, or giving birth to a full grown man right leg first.



Kurt botches oral sex.



By far the most tragic event of the night came when Henry's "Man Dance" turned to an assassination by chair.



Masked.



Kurt, this is NOT how the quarter trick works...



Everytime Angle defeats a Mark Henry, an angle gets their wings.



Angle: "To... Stephaine... Love your... What the fuck?!"



Angle watched as the ring collapsed around him. He had to think of something fast to keep from taking the blame.



Angle's face sunk in fear. That was Mae Young's theme playing... And she was heading his way.



When the eyes of the Ranger are upon you...



GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL



The glass ceiling now came with a complimentary glass Big Wheels.



"I'm an airplane!"



Ashley: "Mickie, I don't want to alarm you, but I can see down your shirt."



Flair had entered a new low- supergluing Ashley's foot to the ring? Damn.



The match stopped when Trish tested her fellow diva's US History knowledge, asking who the 13th President was.



Even though Mickie answered with "John Adams", it was stil closer than Ashley's answer of "False".



FATALITY.



Vince called for the emergency Releasing of Crusiers.



Tony Jaa's WWE debut.



He's a homo!



Is that the guy from N'Sync?!



She's beginning to wonder what she's done to deserve this.



Ew.



Fucking Ew.



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