Having completed the bank heist and got away in the car, the only thing left for Rey was a helicopter ride to the Caman Islands.
RVD figured Carlito's hair was as good a place as any to hide in.
Show: "Buddy."
Lashley: "Son."
Show: "Buddy."
Lashley: "Bygod."
Worst. Hurricanrana. Ever.
Strong with the force is Eugene, but not that strong.
Sure he had thrown Viscera over the top, but it was at this moment that Masters fully realised how Vis's landing would affect rapidly rising ocean tides in the Western Hemisphere.
RVD's attempt to break through the glass ceiling hit another snag: what was the sticky substance on there, and who would've put it there in the first place?
HHH:
The world watched in shock as Triple H was bullied, pushed over, and had his lunch money stolen by Mike Chiota.
Halfway to the ring Vince realised that both his sanity and his pants were missing.
HBK: "I know it's not the best, but leave the kid alone, he's trying!"
Vince: "No, damnit! The Hokey-Pokey goes like this, I don't know what the hell Orton is trying to do!"
Orton: "But this is my handle...aaaand and this is my spout..."
Vince: "I don't care about you or your damn spout! If you don't get this dance right, I swear to God, I will only give you only ONE huge undeserved push this month!"
Carlito: "What about my London Bridge? How cool was that?"
Vince: "SHUT UP!"
Shawn (thinking): "Is he not wearing pants?"
Was it the apron smacking his forearm, or the invisible spike being shoved in Shawn's ass that was causing him to grimmace in pain? Find out next week...
Shane: "Holy shit Dad, where are your pants!?"
Orton (sobbing uncontrollably): "Tea kettle...tea kettle..."
Mysterio returns from his helicopter to seek out the culprit who keeps stealing his push.
The small pink aliens were determined that tonight was their night to begin world domination. First Orton's head, then THE WORLD!
Winning the Rumble was easy, defeating the giant fire-breathing dragon behind him? That's another story.
Mysterio's celebration was cut short by invisible Stevie and his Razor's Edge.
Although exhausted, Mysterio finally conquered erectile disfunction.
Cena couldn't believe it. After all the media attention, rap albums, mega-push and holding the title for 8 months, the fans who he failed to entertain any longer made him walk the plank.
Edge: "No dude I swear! This time she's MY girlfriend!"
Cena was horrified when the intergalactic portal below him opened...
...And began to suck him in.
Form of...A DOUCHEBAG!
Henry earns botch of the year status for his attempted top-rope springboard moonault.
When the WWE and HBO's former hit TV series "Oz" come together, great television is bound to happen...
Kurt had grown tired of the giant silverback gorilla that stalked him.
Even God himself could not save Kurt Angle from this fate...
Angle: "No mark, you have to turn over on your belly and I apply the hold the opposite way."
Henry: "Oh, like this?"
Angle: "No, you have to turn over. Turn over Mark!"
Henry: "Oh......like this?"
Angle: "For Christ's sakes, you didn't even move! Aw fuck it, this will be fine. At least after this I won't be put into another program with a big guy who moves slow and has little-to-no wrestling ability."
Angle: "Nope....I was wrong..."
Undertaker: "Aaaaaaand Jazz hands."
Daivari watches in horror as London is hung upside down from the ankles from the glass ceiling as a warning to all cruiserweights who ask for a push.
Was it the Boogeyman? Or was it merely Shang Tsung's cunning attempt to steal another soul?