Haven't read any so might repeat.
Winner takes all (cheeseburgers)!
Eugene: Hey Rob... I'm all out of that stuff you gave me.
Heat vision activated.
Edge: Just pull up your pants and nobody gets hurt.
MOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPY!!!
Cena: I did it! I'm the champ!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Man: Ok Mr. Cena, it's time for your random drug test.
Cena:
Even the ring ropes know to bow in the presence of Kurt Angle.
Mickie: Cooooome on Trish! It'll be fun!
And then they revealed that Kane WAS burned all along.