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What Would Kevin Do?
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As Cena crosses the invisible bridge and neared the Holy Grail, the end of the worst remake in history neared it's end.
But in a surprise ending that made the wrestling world rejoice, John Cena picked the wrong cup.
Minutes later, Kurt Angle was executed on live TV. An hour later, a man was ripped to death by rabid wrestling fans for screaming "BOOM! HEADSHOT!"
Thankfully, much like Christ, Kurt Angle rose from the grave. Unlike Christ, Kurt Angle was pretty badass.
Most anti-climatic apocolypse ever.
The neo age messiah quickly stopped Death's plot by employing a Swat Team.
Later, said swat team was annihilated by a rabid shaved monkey.
Someone's been watching the Japanese puke porn off of Stileproject.
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