Haven't done any captions in years...might suck...who knows *shrug*
All day Rey was sure he'd seen a helicopter following him around (slight movie reference there)
Things were going pretty good for RVD until he tripped over Carlito's hair
Big Show was too afraid to tell Lashley his giant twin brother was looking at him
WWE would go to ridiculous lengths to make sure HHH didn't suffer another groin injury
Scientific proof that Rey Mysterio's head is smaller than HHH's knee
Vis was willing to experiment with anything to improve his love life
"Dudes, check this out, I haven't washed my feet since I got injured!"
It fell to the referee to tell HHH that, despite his protests, he would never be a member of the Four Horsemen
"Ok people my wife isn't talking to me, my daughter's tits need another operation, and I'm pretty sure my son is having an affair with a rent boy. NOT in a good mood right now."
HBK: "Rent boy?
"
Vince: "Son of a bitch!"
"Yeah that's right, a rent boy! I don't need your old ass anymore, get out of my ring!"
"Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane!
"
"...and he does things you could *never* do, you should see the way he can bend..."
Orton: "
"
Rey didn't have the heart to tell Randy it wasn't his birthday
"And just cause it's your birthday, we gathered up all your family for a big celebration! Lookee!"
"Give your dear old Granny a kiss"
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!"
When he saw Rey giving out kisses, Nick was quick to pucker up
Cena's Black Scorpion impression needed some work
"Hey guys, have I got anything caught in my teeth?"
"Uhhhh no, no. Looking good
"
Always that spot round the back where your tongue *just* can't reach
"Ahhhh yeah I can see it, it's right at the back there. Lemme get some floss"
YOUR dental hygiene champion
"Stay in school kids. Dental school
"
Unfortunately for Kurt, Mark Henry hadn't quite grasped the intricacies of "ok loosen your boot like Eddie did at WM 20"
"Fucking...thing...come...off!"
At that moment, Kurt knew he had blown it. He had forgotten the lighter.
"Does this chair look slightly damaged to you?"
"Damn, that is one messed up chair"
"Messed up like YOUR FACE!"
While the ref attempted to cover the shame of having a starfish pattern in his hair, Kurt tried some precision chair moulding
When you're the World's Strongest Man, you'd think you could get rid of cramp by yourself
"AAAAAAAAADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
The sole photographer dared to move in closer to observe the specimen, Olympicus Herous, in its natural habitat
For daring to venture too close, the photographer is unfortunately vaporised
These creatures are extremely territorial and should be approached with caution
"Can we interest you in Jesus?"
"TREMBLE YE SINNERS FOR THE DAY OF JUDGMENT IS AT....uh....line?"
"You know at first I was skeptical, but look...yogic flying works!"
The game of charades was going well
"Oh come on, easy, that's Airplane"
"Fuck"
"Reservoir Dogs"
"Dammit"
"Passion of the Christ"
"Oh come ON"
Trish advised it probably wasn't a good idea to attempt Brokeback Mountain
The call came in on Mickey's earpiece - the CIA needed her to go undercover at the Playboy Mansion. Jealousy ensued.
There were easier ways to find out what someone thought of your new anti-persperant
Paul's trick of balancing on the turnbuckle with his head drew rave reviews
Kid Kash's air violin and London's breakdancing tragically could never co-exist
Gregory Helms - Crotch-Stomper