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**Fryza** · 02-01-2006, 12:14 AM

"You shur do got ah purrty muff."

Vince was quite impressed by HBK's Hogan impression.

Vince: "And after he told me to turn my head and cough, he reached his hand down like this..."

Vince was hearing voices in his head. Right there. Well, a little more to the left, but in that general area.

Worst. Proposal. Ever.

Vince: "That's not cool. Shane, flip him over, that's how Hendrix died..."

Michaels' beached whale impression, however, was a hit with two McMahons.

Vince: "OH! The apple! I get it now!"
Shane: "But I still don't get the part about the kangaroo..."

Shane was mighty happy about building neon USB ports into his father's brain, which would eventually be implanted into a Vince McMahon cyborg.

RVD tossing is not codoned in forty-three states.

Invisible jet-pack, away!

A candid shot of RVD's first reaction to smoking pot.

After its first test run, the "My Size Triple H Yo-Yo" was pulled from the shelves.

Likewise, the "My Size Chavo Guerrero Electric Guitar" was recalled, but with a body count sadly.

The human body was NOT meant to have a hand be put there, nor to come out of there.

But before Triple H could destroy the ref with his interdimensional sledge hammer, a young flying Mexican came and saved the day by stealing the hammer. Who was that loco chico?

Oh, the flying Mexican wasn't done. He took out the source of Triple H's vile powers, and finally laid the villain to rest.

Or was it the other way around...

Carlito: A man for the ages.

This message was paid for by supporters of the Carlito for God campaign.

We all know what you're thinking, and no- Carlito could NOT hear the buffalo coming by putting his ear to the Big Show.

Big Show was not thrilled by the ref's going out of his way to say "Fuck you" in a physical manner.

Try as he may, Chris just couldn't stop the Big Show's over-emotional wailing on the ref.

His funeral is this Friday, by the way.

Worst. Prostate Check. Ever.

Where will you be when your diarrhea acts up?

"WHOA, that DOESN'T GO THERE!"

Aretha Franklin has really been letting herself go... And I'm not going to even START on Dee Synder standing to her right.

This really just speaks for itself folks.

God botches Armageddon again.

You can tell when you've watched too much anime.

Teletubies got cancelled?

Trish: "Shit, hot lesbian action"

The Danza Slap claims another victim.

Cena's headbut nailed its mark and Edge's balls.

Invisible Jet Pack Spear. Ohhhhh yeah.

Cena-back rides.

Probably the worst episode of "Solid Gold" I have ever seen.

"No, he LOVES ME!"

Edge: "Is that fucking Rhyno selling cotton candy?"

I guess he forgot to turn his stove off too.

"Whore". A new fragerance, by Calvin Kline.

It was finally upon us. Cena told WrestleMania 22 that if it "Wanted some" it should come and "Get some". And the getting was about to commence.

02-01-2006, 12:14 AM	#10
Fryza Fthagn? Posts: 10,042	"You shur do got ah purrty muff." Vince was quite impressed by HBK's Hogan impression. Vince: "And after he told me to turn my head and cough, he reached his hand down like this..." Vince was hearing voices in his head. Right there. Well, a little more to the left, but in that general area. Worst. Proposal. Ever. Vince: "That's not cool. Shane, flip him over, that's how Hendrix died..." Michaels' beached whale impression, however, was a hit with two McMahons. Vince: "OH! The apple! I get it now!" Shane: "But I still don't get the part about the kangaroo..." Shane was mighty happy about building neon USB ports into his father's brain, which would eventually be implanted into a Vince McMahon cyborg. RVD tossing is not codoned in forty-three states. Invisible jet-pack, away! A candid shot of RVD's first reaction to smoking pot. After its first test run, the "My Size Triple H Yo-Yo" was pulled from the shelves. Likewise, the "My Size Chavo Guerrero Electric Guitar" was recalled, but with a body count sadly. The human body was NOT meant to have a hand be put there, nor to come out of there. But before Triple H could destroy the ref with his interdimensional sledge hammer, a young flying Mexican came and saved the day by stealing the hammer. Who was that loco chico? Oh, the flying Mexican wasn't done. He took out the source of Triple H's vile powers, and finally laid the villain to rest. Or was it the other way around... Carlito: A man for the ages. This message was paid for by supporters of the Carlito for God campaign. We all know what you're thinking, and no- Carlito could NOT hear the buffalo coming by putting his ear to the Big Show. Big Show was not thrilled by the ref's going out of his way to say "Fuck you" in a physical manner. Try as he may, Chris just couldn't stop the Big Show's over-emotional wailing on the ref. His funeral is this Friday, by the way. Worst. Prostate Check. Ever. Where will you be when your diarrhea acts up? "WHOA, that DOESN'T GO THERE!" Aretha Franklin has really been letting herself go... And I'm not going to even START on Dee Synder standing to her right. This really just speaks for itself folks. God botches Armageddon again. You can tell when you've watched too much anime. Teletubies got cancelled? Trish: "Shit, hot lesbian action" The Danza Slap claims another victim. Cena's headbut nailed its mark and Edge's balls. Invisible Jet Pack Spear. Ohhhhh yeah. Cena-back rides. Probably the worst episode of "Solid Gold" I have ever seen. "No, he LOVES ME!" Edge: "Is that fucking Rhyno selling cotton candy?" I guess he forgot to turn his stove off too. "Whore". A new fragerance, by Calvin Kline. It was finally upon us. Cena told WrestleMania 22 that if it "Wanted some" it should come and "Get some". And the getting was about to commence.