FEBRUARY
SmackDown! [2-3-2006]
Xero Limit 126:
*Queue Benny Hill music*
Rey: You can hardly see your trunks with that shirt on...
Randy: What trunks?
Rey: AWW GOD!
loopydate:
Nobody's quite sure why Randy chose that moment to tell Nick that he'd been boning his wife.
Here we see why Mark Henry should never try to wrestle after eating Mexican.
REF: Stick and move, Little Blac! Stick and move!
JBL: Ha ha! Maybe you should throw in the towel!
Well, guess they went with the whole Melina's-a-dude angle after all.
With Melina's ankle injury providing the necessary distraction, the fan in gray knew this was his only opportunity to take home his very own ring post.
Rey knew he was supposed to be paying attention to Randy's promo, but... that butterfly was so pretty!
RoadWarriorsLOD:
For some unknown reason Steven Richards tries to pull Benoits pants off
Lock Jaw:
Daivari: Tee hee! You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!
Booker T has evolved past the technique of lesser animals. He marks his territory with Fit Finlays.
darkpower:
DAMN, I didn't know belts could cause orgasms until tonight.
REF: Hey, it's not MY fault Michael Cole called you a fuckhead on that radio show.
darkangel131:
JBL was in shock as Charles Robinson became possessed by Kane.
Disturbed316:
JBL starts the Chicken Dance dance off.
Vastardikai:
Randy: If you don't tap out, referee, I will skull fuck Rey to death!
The thought of a Mark Henry World Title Run caused people to run to the toilet to vomit...
Booker T revealed himself to be a Centaur in a shocking turn of events.
Finlay: 3,876... 3,877... 3,878
Benoit: Stop counting my hairs, dude. I can't breathe!
Finlay: Dammit, Pipe down Benwar, I lawst me count... 1... 2... 3...
Benoit: *Dies*
After this tragedy, the new No "Throw Jobber Here" Sign rule was enacted
Milena: The Spider is over there! Kill it, kill it!
Ref: As soon as I karate chop this snake for you, ok?
Sean: Do you know what Randy Orton and George W. Bush have in common? They both went AWOL, they both got to where they are today because of their dad, and both have a following of people who think they know more than they really do.
Rey:
That's a good one, Sean.
Randy: I'm like George W. Bush? I'm not president, I don't get it.
Mr. Monday Morning:
Nick Patrick decided to test the theory that if you cover up Randy Orton's tattoos, he dies.
Kurt was pissed. NOBODY attempted to eat his gold medal and got away with it.
Orton's attempt to kill the legend of gravity had disastrous consequences
Kane Knight:
Orton thought he had rid himself of the Rangers for good, but Zordon was back...And he was PISSED.
"For a good time call...?"
While Rey gasps for air, the ref tries to lift his spirit with his "Rubber Hitler" impression.
Charmelle: Hold still Chris, you've got a fighting irish bastard on your shoulder...
Kane goes pimp.
"Guys, shower more."
Melina showed off her prowess, by pointing out the homo right in the middle of some HGA.
RAW [2-6-2006]
Gohan3k:
Masters:
coochy coochy coo!
Lock Jaw:
Edge: What the hell did that place to do you Eugene?
Lita: You're a heterosexual!
Edge: *barfs due to the immenseness of the botch*
Backstreet's Back... alright!
Big Brother puts in a rare appearance.
Cool King:
Mickie: Hi, I'm Mickie James, I play an obsessed fan.
Trish: Hi, I'm Trish Stratus and I'm the Women's Champion.
Guy: And I'm just some guy they hired!
Carlito shows his loyalty to Snap, Crackle and Pop by taking out the competition for them.
RoadWarriorsLOD:
Lita: Hey Maria i've got a question for you since nobody can hear me....What does it mean when your uh souther region starts to turn green
Maria: Uh you've got a mic in your hand everybody just heard you
Hunter turns around
Hunter: Holy shit... oh nevermind it's just whoa there for a minute i thought Steph had came out without makeup on
FourFifty:
Another fan's reaction to the idea of The Undertaker VS Mark Henry...
And before every match Triple H gets a good luck kiss from Steven Richards.
With Ric's new found comfort in the Jewish faith, he dives to pick up a penny. It doesn't matter who's in his way
Vince: Ladies and gentelmen, due to the main event being Cena and Maria VS Lita and Edge, I just lit the arena on fire. Please find the nearest exit and leave before the main event.
RVD: Dude! You can't leave in the middle of our match!
Carltio: But I must, for there are many things out there dat aren't cool. I must use my super powers to spread the cool around the world. Carltio, AWAY!!!!
RVD: ...I am so not going to pass the next drug test...