
Kurt: MY BELTY!
Taker: Give me it!
*Kurt humps it*
Taker: On second thought... Keep it...

Booker: YO MAN! THIS AIN'T FUNNY! You KNOW I have a fear of pasta ever since I saw someone get gunned down at Vinnie's Pizzeria!

Matt: Are you my mommy?
Melina: No...

Matt: Are you Lita?
Melina: Uh... Yeah!

*Matt pops her one*

Spanky: Holy shit! This picture makes it look like I actually WRESTLED at a WrestleMania!

MNM debuted their new triple team finisher, The Force Bomb, with the help of Charles Robinson.

JR: BAHGAWD 3D!!!

Kennedy: *Breathes in* We've got your black ones, your white ones, your purple ones, your Mexican, American, and Japanese midgets! Yes, down at Kennedy Kennedy's Midget Emporium, KKME for short, you can buy any kind of midget for any of your needs! Want a one eyed pirate midget? We got it! Need a new maid? We got em'! And if we don't, we'll get it in, free of charge! That's Kennedy Kennedy's Midget Emporium, on the corner of Hunter Drive and Route 69!

Johnny Depp: SON OF A BITCH!