[FourFifty]

Originally Posted by loopydate From The Book Of Mark And when the sabbath was past, Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James, and Salome had brough sweet spices, that they might come and anoint him. And very early in the morning the first day of the week, they came unto the sepulchre at the rising of the sun. And they said among themselves, Who shall roll us away the stone from the door of the sepulchre? And when they looked, they saw that the stone was rolled away: for it was very great. And entering into the sepulchre, they saw a young man sitting on the right side, clothed in a red, white, and blue singlet; and they were affrighted. And he saith unto them, "Be not affrighted: Ye seek Kurt of Angle, which was crucified: If I can win a gold medal with a broken freakin' neck, do you honestly think a couple of nails can kill me?!?!?"

Is it too early to say 1000 points?