I know what you mean... ENJOY earth wrestling!?
Man, in Heaven, the main events are always 1 hour iron man matches of Bret/Angle proportions. Triple H jobs in opening squash matches to Jarrett or vica-verca. And Steve Austin is always kicking back drinking a Stevewiser with John. And the promos are always Rock and Sock Connection funny or Mick Foley great.
Yep, The Heaven Wrestling Federation is where everyone wants to be.
On the other hand, Hell only gets CZW deathmatch compilations.
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