Lita and Foley were always slow learners, and Edge's Angry Face Classes were no exception.
Foley: "He's a homo!"
Crowd "We fucking know already!"
Much like his hiptoss, Cena felt the need to ridiculously exaggerate the lockup...
...and the lateral press pin...
...however, the frankenstiener didn't go quite to plan.
Edge couldn't wait to play with his life-size inflatable Cena doll.
Jeff Hardy: Dude, have you... like, seen Van Dam anywhere?
Foley: Er...
When Triple H got his hair caught in the glass ceiling door on the way down to eat some jobbers, Big Show was the only one tall enough to help him.
(OK, that one was crap, but bear with me)
HHH: This is for breaking the tron AND the color cameras!
Big Show: *sniff* b-b-but I d-d-idn't me-mean t-t-t-t-ooo!!!!!!
Whilst HHH and Show fought over who broke the tron and color cameras, the guy in the yellow shirt fixed them using the electrical power of his own testicles.
When HHH began crapping referees, the eldest decided to help out.
(OK, that one started off good and turned out crap.)
CM Punk (backstage): So it was Masters who stole my new trunks! Bastard!
The guy in the stripy shirt wasn't best pleased when Masters beat him at "find the stoner".
Steven Ritchards botches the Razor's Edge.
Van Dam: Gah! Steriod-enhanced... leg... too heavy!
(This one has several parts)
Vince: *looks at Shawn's crotch* Um...
Vince (whispering): Um, Shawn, you're not wearing any pants.
Vince: Here, cover yourself up with this paper loincloth.
Vince: WHA-
Shawn: Don't get so uppy with me, you're not wearing any pants either.
Vince: GODDAMMIT, NOT AGAIN!
Torrie: Ooh! Pretty hair! Torrie wants!
This Live Sex segment would have been much more succesful if Ashley hadn't been taught the principles of Anal Sex by Lita.
Mickie didn't realise the wall would be so cold when she sat down.
Mickie: So it really feels better when it's flaccid?
Steven Richards: Ooohhh yeah.
Nick Dinsmore may have kicked the drugs and the drink, but there was one vice he couldn't give up: girlish chocolates.
Needless to say, he was devestated when Mama Benjamin stole them...
But after he told her where he keeps them, she wanted nothing to do with them.
Fin.