(All the wrestlers are in the arena and Vince's music hits and he comes out. [Remember this isn't for the show])
Vince: I'm sure you've ALL heard the rumors. "Vince is leaving", "Oh shit, he's selling the company", etc...
Randy Orton: Uh, what rumors?
Vince:
SHUT UP! Anyway, it's TRUE!
*All the wrestlers gasp and and they start to talk*
Vince: Allow me to introduce to you, my successor......
(Triple H's music hits)
Everyone except Vince and Shawn: GOD DAMMIT!
(Triple H comes out and gives a 2 hour promo about how he's going to turn the company around.)