SmackDown! [2-10-2006] (Continued)
Vastardikai:
The fans were confused by the fact that they could only see a floating Devil head in the ring...
Nick Patrick, a subtle hater of the net, offers approval to JBL's beating down of the King of LiveJournal.
Jabbing a fork in your opponent's knee isn't the most technical way to escape the Sharpshooter, but it is effective nonetheless.
Not everyone could stomach a match between Pat Patterson and Kanyon...
Booker: I heard of people shitting in somebody's bag, salad, and even crown. But, C'mon! This is beyond fucking sick? Who SHIT in the Trunk of my car?
Randy: *in the shadows* Say I'm not a legitimate Main Eventer, will you?
Super Kendrickio jumped to soon... dying when he hit the side of the Little MNM-bas...
MNM tried to hail a cab for their plastered friend, but to no avail...
No one cared that Helms could jump over Nunzio's arm...
Everybody made fun of Finlay's backpack, but Finlay liked it.
Y3J:
Burchill: Now SD's the flag-ship show
Gone Mad:
GIANT JUVENTUD V. ULTRAMAN! ONE NITE ONLY! ONLY ON PPV!
Booker: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING! These atheletes here tonight didn't come to play. See the Fujiwar Benoit is placing? Now that's something not to be messed w--
Tazz: He knows we're watching the dog show, right?
Cole: Shh!
UT: I hate you, Elton John!!
Davairi: I'm not Elton! I'm--
UT: ELTON JOHN!!!
RAW [2-13-2006]
Cool King:
Foley: Oh man, that was one hell of a bowel movement.
Bambi's Mother: No Bambi, Stop!
*Dramatic Music*
Bambi's Mother: Stop!
*Gunshot*
Vince: That's right, keep eating...Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison chocolate! *cackles evily* There is a poison one, isn't there Paul?
Triple H: Err...no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder.
Vince: Damn their oily hides!
wrathchildCEW:
When Triple H got his hair caught in the glass ceiling door on the way down to eat some jobbers, Big Show was the only one tall enough to help him.
Whilst HHH and Show fought over who broke the tron and color cameras, the guy in the yellow shirt fixed them using the electrical power of his own testicles.
The guy in the stripy shirt wasn't best pleased when Masters beat him at "find the stoner".
Mickie didn't realise the wall would be so cold when she sat down.
Xero Limit 126:
Shawn: .................
Vince: 3 seconds...
Shawn: .... IT'S A KITTY!
Vince: No, I'm sorry, the answer we were looking for was "dignity"... Dignity...
Kennedy: ........ DIGNITY!!!!!!!
Impeccable:
In a bid to beat WWE's new drugs policy, Eugene smuggles his in a box of chocolates.
Lock Jaw:
Cena: Duuuuuuuurrrr... I'm Superman!
RVD: Ugh,why is this fan not wearing pants?
Disturbed316:
Edge wasn't pleased when O'Haire kicked Cena out of his cage.
Not even Triple H's nose or Big Show's fat ass save them from being sucked into the black hole of doom.
loopydate:
Edge disproves the theory that Mick Foley is a Weeble.
EDGE: God, I wish I knew how to quit you!
Triple H takes "got your nose" a little literally.
Yep. WWE has now officially gone too far. I mean, having Big Show wrestle in blackface?!?!?
REF: Hey, there are like thirty main event pushes up here! So
that's where he's been pulling 'em out of!
Vince catches a glimpse of Shawn's "inner piece."
This was so embarassing... Of all the nights to forget your reading glasses.
EUGENE: These chocolates I found in Rochelle Loewen's bag are SO GOOD!
RoadWarriorsLOD:
Mickie James is forced to watch the best of Chris Masters
SmackDown! [2-17-2006]
Gohan3k:
Rey: 42 days until I finally get my title shot at wrestlemania 22!
Vince: Too bad you'll be jobbing though
Rey: Just being in the mania main event is a huge honour!
Vince: Sorry Rey, but the cruiserweight title match is not the main event
Rey: ...wait what?
cuzziebro619:
In the first ever hide and seek competition on WWE T.V we see Angle has found the best hiding spot ever.
Cool King:
Zach Gowan's brother makes his WWE debut.
Booker T: Haha, yeah. That was me that just farted.
Xero Limit 126:
Kurt:
Taker:
Kurt:
Taker:
Kurt:
Taker:
Impeccable:
Momentarily forgetting that Scotty uses vast amounts of hairspray, Greg Helms did his best Bushwhacker impression.
Helms: Eurghhhhhhhhhhh!