I swear, the shit was in the bag before I took it.
Chavo: I'm never gonna do this move properly
Long: Bitch, I'm gonna kill you. I'm the Juggernaut bitch!
The Rey Mysterio football wasn't as big as a success as they had hoped.
WWE: Karma Suitra
Mysterio and Lashley got a perfect score in their ice skating routine.
The Dicks thought they were lucky when they didn't see "The Vince", but when he sent out his pet monster, they knew they were fucked.
Cactus Jack: The Playground version
Regal thinking: Oh I wish I were a pirate.