ORTON: DAAAA DAT DAT DAHH DAAHHHH.....
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Chavo really missed these mandatory gang rapes while on SmackDown to get air time.
REY: And to all my fans out there, I have to ask of you, why the hell did I agree to this angle?
LONG: And if anyone uses the "you're a homo" caption to this photo, I want you to fuck them up, do you hear me, ReyRey?
[Cue Brokeback Mountain theme]
REY: YES!! Now I can get to job to a ass-kissing prick AND a bald, old man.
A thinner and darker-haired Steven Frost was asked to be the special guest referee when Wayne Brady and Brad Sherwood finally came to blows during a hoedown.
JBL's reaction to hear that he had to make his worst nightmare come true: Job to a liberal.
Not content on JUST making Rey hear more comments about Eddie, Orton also was making Rey claim that Orton's boyfriend, Triple H, was God.
As Finlay gets creeped out by the posters with boners for him coming after him, Rey reveals that he is the biggest John Cena fan around.
CAMERAMAN: [towards two wandering men near entrance] HEY GUYS, ARE YOU CHECKING THIS HOT GAY ACTION OUT?!......NO, I DON'T GET INTO PEDOPHILIA!! WHY?!
JBL watches in disgust as the "no-good liberal" shows that he can do the Finger Poke Of Doom much better than he can.
While Chris Benoit was in the air flapping his arms trying to fly, he wondered why in the hell the photographer always had a knack to take a picture of JBL's crotch while he was laid out.
The Odd Couple 2006
Damn, Richard Simmons had really bulked up, had he?
NITRO: Hey, man, why are we beating up an aging Indian wrestler?
MERCURY: Ask the man who hasn't let a black man be champion in 5 years or so.
Matt Hardy won't die, eh?
Tatanka uses his signature manuver, the Arm-Fat Flapper From Hell, with positive results.
MERCURY: PLEASE, GLASS CEILING, SAVE ME, PLEASE!!!!!!
Melina shows the world what she looked like BEFORE donning the makeup...from an angle just to scar children for life.
PSYCOSIS: Hey man, that Junkyard Dog imitation won't work when you are standing UP!
HELMS: Whoever said it was an imitation?
PSYCOSIS: OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKES!!!!
DICK ON RIGHT: Hey, man, chill. We were just released. We were just visiting....yeah, that's right!
Yeah, that's right, Vince ends up burying wrestlers even AFTER they leave his company.
The Boogyman saves Michael Cole and Tazz from having to watch the rest of this sucky show.
As Tazz tried to figure out who Thing was from the right side this week, Michael Cole took the time to call each and every worm a fuckhead.
Krystal with her Fatality move: the SPLENE PULL!!!
Trivia time: Point out every single fan in this picture who actually has their wang out right now.
Well, there they are. I'm a little rusty as I haven't done this in a few weeks, so forgive me.
