[FourFifty]

Heads up people- I made a few more gay jokes than I normally go for, I point out a nice case of camel toe, a few comments about a broadway show, and a racist joke. This is a half ass shot a humor, and is not meant to be taken seriously. I don't mean to offend anyone but...
*meanwhile*

Ref: Is he done yet?
Ric: Nope.
Ref: Fucking PC disclaimer...


Mick Foley: And if ECW's second One Night Stand isn't booked properly this year, Vince, you know where this bad boy is goin'!


Game Show Host: Now for all of you playing along with Edge, close your eyes. The answer to "how many people on the roster has Lita slept with" is going to be appearing over her shortly.


There's something about a monster with a deep past (if you read the fucking book) and a big black guy that just makes The Big Show and the ref want to live out their brokeback fantasy.


*insert random glass ceiling joke here*


Kane: Damn it, I told you not to sleep with the title in your bed! You got chocolate all over it!
Show: I can lick it off....


RVD: AND THAT'S FOR GETTING MORE AIR TIME THAN LANCE CADE!!!!


Somehow the one man Pity City just isn't working out.


Proof that RVD could put over ANYTHING in a match
-or-
Fear the pile of crap!


Mickie: OHMYGODTRISHILOVEYOUSOMUCH!!!!!
Trish: That's nice, but my wallet is in the back, so stop reaching for it.
Mickie: wallet.... yeah....


Rey doesn't have anything on Trish's 69!


THUMBS UP FOR NO REASON!!!


Triple H: Don't you hear them? They're saying "Cena Sucks." They don't like you.
Cena: No, they're saying "You Suck!"
Triple H: ...
Cena: ...what? It worked for Kurt.


Coach: Do you have any idea how gay that title makes you look?
Cena: Yeah, about as gay as that time I saw you and Elton John watch that Brokeback movie.
Coach: How did you know we saw that?
Cena: I was in the same scre... JEDI POWERS! I DID NOT SEE IT!!!!!


Smirk, Triple H, for your life long quest has come to an end! Find someone as smart and as likeable as Paris Hilton!


Otron: AND THAT'S FOR BAILING ON THE KERWIN WHITE GIMMICK!!!


Chavo: I shall win this match for I know my uncle is watching over me!
Shelton: Your uncle is Sean O'Haire?


The classic "Pull My Finger" joke went to a whole new level when the ref said, "Pull my negro!"


Carlito: Spamalot is going to replace Avenue Q in Las Vegas? Dat's not cool!
WWE Writers: Damn it Carltio! No one is going to get that!
*And somewhere in the Morongo Basin, southern CA...*
FourFifty: so true!


Ref: Did you get that last caption?
Ric: Nope.
Ref: Good, I don't feel dumb anymore.


WWE's Figure Skating team really couldn't get with the program this year...


Cena: If you never touched this belt then why does it say "Triple H" on the back!?!?!
Triple H: I trained it to do that.


Mick Foley's reaction to SmackDown's main event at WM- only half a smile.


HBK: Where's the creme filling?


I'm not sure where he is, or what he's doing, but you know Stevie is loving it!


Giving the crowd a live preformance from Brokeback McMahon really wore HBK out.


CAMEL TOE ATTACK!!!


Vince: You want a contract? Fine, you just have to do one thing...
Watch "The Best Of Jeff Hardy Vol 7: The Promos!"
Marty: Shouldn't be too much, but why do I need to be in a full nelson?
Vince: You've been out of the loop, right?
Masters: Yeah! It's the Master Lock, not the full nelson!
Vince:


Vince: I want you to know, the time that we've spent... How great it's been, how much it's meant.
Marty: Gosh, I don't know what to say. I'm really glad you feel that way, 'cuz I'm afraid that I like you more than I've ever liked any guy before!
Both: Cuz now, My love! I'm getting what I've always been dreaming of!
Writers: So we have a gay joke and a Broadway refrence in one... So how many people will get this one?


Ref: Did you get that one?
Ric: Nope.
Ref: ...who writes this shit?!?!?!?


*moments later*
RVD: SONOFA BITCH!!!


Vince: This reminds me of that one dream that I had when I tried to push The Rockers one last time, and I didn't have any pants on.