Much to the crowd's amazement, Mick was able to virtually finish his own brand of Hardcore Cotton Candy!
Further proof of Lita's thick headedness came when the Wrestlemania sign impeded itself in her skull, and she didn't notice.
KANE: CARRY ME TO SCHOOL DADDY!!!
VIS: Grrrrrr...
KANE: Remember when these belts were worth something?
BIG SHOW: No.
REF: These aren't the droids you're looking for...
This was a most awkward position to get stuck in Rhyno glue in...
Mickie James' "fullfill the fantasy of a million men" gimmick was going quite well.
CANDACE: Never let go!
TORRIE: I'll never let go!
REF: WHAT?
TRISH: I said! Smells! Like! Fish!
Trish had the gold medal won until she tried to do a Candace drop flip 1080 and missed, thus blowing the win.
Joke's on Trish. Candace was holding a piece of the glass ceiling.
HHH: They're booing you because you're not a good enough face, not because I'm a bad heel, ya know.
COACH: Got your nose--oh shit.
Two more people and the WWE Human Swastika would be complete!
Yeah, you'd be grossed out if you saw Lindsay Lohan's mutated side boob too.
No caption, but Flair actually looks kinda buff in that pic.
Somehow, Kane had managed to get on top of the glass halfceiling and was now slapping Val Venis around like nothing else!
"I SUCK BIGGER COCK THAN ANY ONE OF THOSE JABRONIS!!!!"
".......................... I don't get it... I didn't see any cabinets in the White House..."
The new Shawn Michaels Medicinal Leeches were a great way to improve blood circulation!
HBK: Wait! I want to hear the ocean!
TRISH: Aw geez, Candace! What did you eat for lunch????
After a long day of fellatio, the male returns home exhausted, falling asleep to await another day of trouser-friendly kissing.
Chavo's air swimming skills were unmatched.
With the weight loss and the skin color surgery and the advanced aging, Rikishi just didn't pack the same punch anymore.
"This tube amplifies the fellatio..."
VINCE: Okay, when I said my grapefruits were hard enough to plow a chair, I didn't actually mean it like that...
An aged and withered Brock Lesnar's second stint as proctologist didn't exactly go the way he wanted.