Mick: Can't I come out as Dude Love just one more time? JUST ONCE!
Edge: *watching the Titan-Tron* C'mon Lita, just a little to the left... a little to the left...
Lita: I'm wearing Double Sided Tape.
Edge: *thinks for a second* In that case, C'mon Lita, just a little to the right... a little to the right...
Vis got angry when Kane started idly humming the Men on a Mission Theme Song.
Show: How does Vince tell them apart? They're both bald...
Show: I'm the bigger of the two guys, why do I get the puny little bitch belt?
Kane: Hey, asshole, I got your belt right here!
Show: Heh, puny little bitch want to give me the Daddy Belt back!
Kane:
The Sid Leg breaking incident of 2000 paled in comparison to the RVD Double Ankle break/Bottom rope crotch yourself/Shoulder Separation incident of 2006.
Murdoch psychic powers flung RVD out of the ring...
Then it causes RVD to freeze in Midair.
Oh to be Trish Stratus right now...
Mickey Jay: Referee/Part Time CIA Torturer didn't get over with the fans.
Cameraman: I ain't never seen an ass like dat!
Trish narrowly dodged Candice's attempt to make Trish suck her thumb.
Hunter: Do you see a stupid wigger when you look in the mirror?
Cena: No.
Hunter: I do!
Cena: I thought you saw a wannabe Lemmy when you look in the mirror.
Coach's fart noises weren't appropriate
Cena: World Life! The Champ is Hur! If you Want Some, Come Get some!
Hunter: Y'know, he really does look like Popeye, doesn't he?
Fans: POPEYE SUCKS!
Chavo escapes the RKO by giving Randy a nipple crippler.
Shelton channels the power of the Hulk when he Hammer throws Chavo.
Ref: Shoot this man in the ass!
Carlito: You mean that Bush knew about Katrina being bad in advance?
He knew he was supposed to be looking straight ahead, but he couldn't help but look at the highlights of the Mickey James/Trish Stratus shower match.
Val:
Is that from the Matrix?
Kane: No, it's from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon! Get your cult phenom flicks RIGHT!
Cena: The Mirrors are all busted and someone is crying it must have been the Pills I took!
*"Misery Cantata" plays*
Hunter: Dude, you're fucked!
*Three seconds earlier*
Cameraman: Alright, look at the camera and smile!
Listen to the new Hank Williams III album! It's Mick Foley approved!
Vince: You know this isn't any different than what you do everynight anyway! We're just doing it in front of everybody.
Shawn never saw the chairshot coming: He was blinded by Shane's gaudy Tie.
Vastardikai: Why wasn't I invited?
(side note: If I had Lita'd these Captions like I did the Smackdown ones, this caption would have been for the picture two up. Giving this whole thing a completely DIFFERENT connotation...)
When evil takes over the world, have no fear: The V will set everything right.
The Playboy bunny checks out Trish!
Shelton: Now that you're up there, what's the prognosis.
Chavo: I hate to say it, but you're going bald.
Shelton: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Marty was stoned. How else would he be willing to be attacked by the Mad Humper.
Kids: This is disgusting.
Father: What did I take my children to see!?!
Vince: That's the best Beer Funnel I have ever seen!
Mondo: And You're next, boss!
Shawn: Why are you always getting caught with your pants down?
Vince: It... It's not what you think!
Shawn: So Stevie isn't sucking you off?
Vince: Well... It is what you think, then.
Vince: Marty, are you sure this is how you are properly screened for drugs?
Marty: Yeah, man, it's cool. I learned it from Lita.
Vince: *gulp*
Marty: By the way, have you hung out with that RVD guy? He's awesome!
Vince: *to himself* I knew I shouldn't have rehired him...