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**Fryza** · 02-10-2004, 07:24 PM

Goldberg's reaction to Vince teaching him the meaning of "putting over."

(DAMMIT! I'm the one that started the Diarrhea jokes, let me kill them.)

Paul pointed out that Goldberg had been standing like that for some time. While Austin pondered, Vince was checking out the lovely woman in the audience. Turned out it was just a guy with long hair.

Trish wondered if her breasts were holding her down.

Not able to do a choke hold, Trish tried a "Smother" hold.

*Insert Molly carrying Trish joke here*

Jackie: Wait..you're name isn't Lance?

Earl picked the worst time for Shadow Puppets.

The new Canade-N-Boy recliner was a hit, at least with Flair.

Flair went to counter with a shot to the back of Benoit's head with his own foot, but things didn't turn out as planned, when he tapped. Foiled again.

Hunter was hesistant to sign the Title Divorce papers.

Chris had fallen for the Look of Job. Once you've looked into Hunter's eyes long enough, you will lose (as stated in all contracts).

Chris: No...Shawn, you are NOT "Short and Stout."

Chris practices for WMXX.

Shawn was amazed as the contract read the follow:

I WILL JOB TO HUNTER I WILL JOB TO HUNTER I WILL JOB TO HUNTER ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US I WILL JOB TO HUNTER.

Whenever Hunter found out he had to lose the title for a few days, he always laughed to hide his saddness.

Kane looks as both men are still out on the outside, and he gives them the ten count. Now, if he could only count...

Here's a prime example of why stoners shouldn't be refs.

Where will you be when you're diarrhea acts up as you're being nailed to the invisble crucifix and your hemroids flare?

Mick was a little upset when his right hand formed a Halo over it. This would make masterbation alot creepier.

Flair: And then I said: "Hey Mark, can you get this candy bar out of the machine?" and he stuck his arm up, and, well, you get it.
Foley: Haha, classic.

Randy: HOLY SHIT! Mick! I mean, this the second time! We got here just to see Steven Richards leave!

Orton displays his version of the "Flying Teabag."

Orton: Okay....I've seen Goldberg do this a hundred times...I just run into him, and pray for the best...

Here we see Booker about to throw a Randy Orton at RVD.

The ref thought it be cool to do the poses like this, but he forgot about the whole blood loss Orton would have.

Evolution's RiverDance was lackluster to say the least.

Randy: OMG! Richards...He...HOLY SHIT! ARE YOU OKAY MICK!

02-10-2004, 07:24 PM	#2
Fryza Fthagn? Posts: 10,042	Goldberg's reaction to Vince teaching him the meaning of "putting over." (DAMMIT! I'm the one that started the Diarrhea jokes, let me kill them.) Paul pointed out that Goldberg had been standing like that for some time. While Austin pondered, Vince was checking out the lovely woman in the audience. Turned out it was just a guy with long hair. Trish wondered if her breasts were holding her down. Not able to do a choke hold, Trish tried a "Smother" hold. Insert Molly carrying Trish joke here Jackie: Wait..you're name isn't Lance? Earl picked the worst time for Shadow Puppets. The new Canade-N-Boy recliner was a hit, at least with Flair. Flair went to counter with a shot to the back of Benoit's head with his own foot, but things didn't turn out as planned, when he tapped. Foiled again. Hunter was hesistant to sign the Title Divorce papers. Chris had fallen for the Look of Job. Once you've looked into Hunter's eyes long enough, you will lose (as stated in all contracts). Chris: No...Shawn, you are NOT "Short and Stout." Chris practices for WMXX. Shawn was amazed as the contract read the follow: I WILL JOB TO HUNTER I WILL JOB TO HUNTER I WILL JOB TO HUNTER ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US I WILL JOB TO HUNTER. Whenever Hunter found out he had to lose the title for a few days, he always laughed to hide his saddness. Kane looks as both men are still out on the outside, and he gives them the ten count. Now, if he could only count... Here's a prime example of why stoners shouldn't be refs. Where will you be when you're diarrhea acts up as you're being nailed to the invisble crucifix and your hemroids flare? Mick was a little upset when his right hand formed a Halo over it. This would make masterbation alot creepier. Flair: And then I said: "Hey Mark, can you get this candy bar out of the machine?" and he stuck his arm up, and, well, you get it. Foley: Haha, classic. Randy: HOLY SHIT! Mick! I mean, this the second time! We got here just to see Steven Richards leave! Orton displays his version of the "Flying Teabag." Orton: Okay....I've seen Goldberg do this a hundred times...I just run into him, and pray for the best... Here we see Booker about to throw a Randy Orton at RVD. The ref thought it be cool to do the poses like this, but he forgot about the whole blood loss Orton would have. Evolution's RiverDance was lackluster to say the least. Randy: OMG! Richards...He...HOLY SHIT! ARE YOU OKAY MICK!