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Old 02-10-2004, 08:18 PM   #3
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As a token of friendship, Vince offered Goldberg a complimentary cardboard cutout referee.



The annual meeting of the Hair Loss In America club came to order



Much to the delight of cleavage afficionados everywhere, Rhyno struck again



Thumb to the eye? Not in today's modern wrestling environment my friend. Nipples all the way.



Molly was astounded. For some reason she could hear the ocean...



"Dude, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"God I hope so"
"I *thought* I made myself clear in Boston" (Simpsons ref.)



Chris didn't really have time to play pattycake with Earl



And here we witness one of the lesser known hazing rituals - the swearing in of a new main eventer by forcefully allowing Earl Hebner to blow him. Benoit wasn't keen, but Flair was on hand to restore order.



And now the post initiation celebrations begin, with a rather more complicated version of pin the tail on the donkey.



The new 'HHH and Friends' segment wasn't going too well.



"What the hell, you never told me about any blowjob initiation!"
"I'll give you a hint why I've held this belt for so long - this nose ain't just for show pal!"



"Shawn, please, what the hell is going on? All this talk about blowjobs and noses and God knows what else...this is just a rib right?"

*Awkward silence*



The sight of HHH's bare ass is something no man was ever meant to see.



"Ok lemme see here - put self over, check. Depush Benoit, check. Have subtly homoerotic verbal exchange with Hunter, check."



Unfortunately for the viewers at home, HHH thought the commercial break was on as he slowly started to unbutton his shirt...the resulting dance display drew a record number of complaints.



Kane checked his progress on the monitor. A little further to the left, and he could pretend to be squeezing that woman's breasts!



Try as he might, Kane couldn't stop Hurricane's people from reclaiming him in order to take him back to Hurriworld, where the cruiserweights roamed free and titles didn't matter.



It was hard work holding up the glass ceiling, but someone had to do it.



"Sorry Chris but as part of the initiation you're gonna have to come out here and listen to me read from my new book."



"Hey Rikishi, you really lost weig...oh my God, Ric I'm so sorry."



Mick would do anything to avoid hearing another one of Randy's Janet Jackson jokes.



"HEYA ROB HOW ARE YA BUDDY?!"
"Jeez Randy, switch to decaf already."



Johnny Vaughan eyed up his next victi...errrr guest (UK TV ref.)



Emergency measures had to be implemented after Orton's boots became untied.



The referee helped Orton practise for his forthcoming Playgirl shoot.



Coming soon on Confidential: Wrestlers, and the clothes they sleep in.



"Hey Mick, did you hear the one about Justin Timberlake and Ja...Mick? Mick? Miiiiick? Mick?...Mick?"
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