Vince: "You've got to try this, Bill! He'll wobble, but he won't fall."
Paul wasn't fooled! Goldberg had stolen his toupee and glued it to his chin, and he wanted it back!
Tits... I mean, it's a poignant shots of one of the breast... I mean, best divas on RAW... Aw hell. Boobies.
As the women lock up, the perverted ref steals a quick peak when he thinks no one's looking.
The WWE budget was at an all time low when divas were assigned to change light bulbs.
Expanding beyond Playboy, the WWE signs up for perhaps the worst Abercrombie & Fitch shoot
ever.
Hebner: "Oh my God... my hands... they're talking to me!"
Hebner: "Hey, Chris, mind taking it easy on that elephant hide? ... Wait a minute..."
As Flair tightened his grip, Benoit soon learned why the man was known as "The Dirtiest Player in the Game".
Triple H: "Jesus, Eric. Is it just me, or do tax forms get damn complicated after you get married?"
Chris knew he shouldn't have stared, but no man should have hair with that much body.
In the first WWE "Battle of the Wills" match, Michaels struggles to stay stoic as Benoit hurls the "Yo Mama So Fat" insults.
Chris: "Excuse me a second, Shawn, but I've always wanted to do this... ahhhhhhhhhh."
Shawn: "So, let's se what we've got lined up for Wrestlemania.... What the hell?!?! 'Shawn Michaels vs. Stone Cold in Hair vs. Hair Match'?"
Triple H: "Did someone say there was an all you can eat buffet out here?"
WWE Disclaimer: When arriving at the arena, please avoid wearing loud, colorful shirts. The wrestlers may become distracted.
Kane might be a monster, but impaling the Hurricane's head with a blue ladder was going too far!
Undertaker made his triumphant return when he whomped Kane over the head with a sign.
Adding to formible standbys like "Bang Bang" and "Mandible Claw", Mick introduces his new hand gesture: "Shadow Puppet Arf Arf."
Mick: "Hey, Ric! I've got a great idea! Let's form a tag team! Mick and Ric!"
Ric: "Ha! Ric and Mick! I love it! Better than the load I have to haul around nowadays."
Mick: "Uh, that was Mick and Ric, Ric."
Batista: "Has anyone seen my right forearm? Anyone?"
Batista admitted that he was impressed: he had no idea Foley could be used as a surfboard.
Randy: "Aw damn. I thought only divas had to change the light bulbs."
Randy: "For my next trick, I will animate this hair with the power of my mind."
The move would have went well until HHH, unseen in the audience, fired a photo torpedo at Booker's crotch.
Randy: *bump* "Gah! Jesus Christ, ref, give me some space!"
Batista: "Alright, damimit, whoever stole Ric's pants, just give 'em back! It isn't funny anymore!"
Randy took his heel persona to a whole new level when he gave Mick Foley the Wet Willie.