Vince: "No no...a group of letters make a word, a group of words make a sentence."
Goldberg: "Sentuh?"
Vince: "Very good Bill, sentuh. Now a group of sentences make a paragraph."
Goldberg: "Puhgruh?"
Vince: "Exactly...now a group of paragraphs make you job to Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania..."
Goldberg: "Wuh?"
Vince: "Nothing, here's your cookie..."
Paul: "Oh yeah, well you, Goldberg, sir, are a ho-"
Austin: "Now didn't they tell you on Smackdown? No more homo jokes for you, son!"
Paul: "Damnit, it's not fair! It's not fair! How can my gimmick recover from this?"
Vince: "Don't worry Paul, I'm sure you'll BOUNCE back!"
Paul: "What?"
Austin: "Yeah, we'll keep a CHECK on you!"
Trish sometimes gets her wrestling dayjob and saucy pornstar night jobs confused...
Here we see the ref stalk Molly and Trish like a vulture and his prey...cept this is a very horny and undersexed vulture...
While trying to find his hat, Freddy stumbled into the real world and it was only then that he knew what true nightmares were made of....
Jindrak: "So it looks like we're starting that gay gimmick tomorrow, huh Garrison?"
Cade: "Yup...we are."
Jindrak: "Yup..."
Cade: "So can you girls give us one more night of straight lovin?"
Stacy: "Ohmigod!"
Jackie: "As if!"
Jindrak: "Well I guess the magazine will do...I got first!"
Cade: "DAMN YOU! Now the pages are gonna be all sticky!"
Hebner: "Arise my son, I dub thee Sir Wolverine, Lord and Protector of Edmonton."
Benoit: "What the hell Earl?"
Of all the crap...did Flair have to die in the middle of an attempted bridge into a backslide?
Earl: "I've never seen a corpse
THIS close before!
Triple H: "Oh, and I want this, and this, and this to."
Bischoff: "For what?"
Triple H: "It's my birthday tomorrow."
Bischoff: "Your birthday isn't for another 2 months, and you practically own the damn company so why are you askin me for it?"
Triple: "Just kiddin 'Bisch. But remember when you
WERE able to make important decisions?"
Bischoff:
Triple H: "So you see Chris, that's why you're going to job out to me and why I'm never losing this title. You got that?"
Benoit: "Huh...oh...what? Sorry, I wasn't listening? I was trying to see if I could fit a hockey puck up your nose."
A hush fell over Benoit as he noticed Shawn was growing his "I'm about to screw a Canadian out of a title" beard.
Let this be a lesson to you, when you owe the WWE logo money, you damn sure better pay! That canvas didn't get red like that for no reason...
HBK: "Damnit! I've been staring at this thing all day! I don't see anything!"
Bischoff: "Hey look, a sailboat..."
HBK: "DAMNIT! WHY CAN'T I SEE THE DAMN SAILBOAT!"
(cookie for whoever gets the reference)
Triple H laughs to himself because not only would the sailboat job to him, the USS Maine, the entire Pacific fleet, and the newly resurfaced Merrimack and Monitor would as well...
Kane: "3D! Hey...I don't get it...why do they call it a 3D anyway?"
I tried to warn Jack Dome but did he pay the logo? Noooooooo!
Kane: "OH! I GET IT! DUDLEY DEATH DROP! God I was so stupid!"
Evolution may have him outnumbered, but Mick's trusty army of fairies would never leave his side!
Flair: "Remember when I used to be your boss?"
Mick: "Remember when you had some dignity?"
Somethin tells me this isn't the first time Mick has thrown himself at a table covered in junk food and knocked himself out.
The fairies saw what Orton did to Mick, and they called for reinforcements...
Eddie Munster goes for the kill....
Rhyno and his superglue had taken 3 victims this night...
Did Triple H really have to start nailing the refs to his invisible crucifix?
Voice Over: "We now join Triple H's Simon Says or Lose Your Job Marathon, already in progress."
Triple H: "Right foot in...Hey that's good Dave, but I didn't say Simon Says."
Batista: "Damnit!"
Orton: "Dude, nice Chia pet!"