(A more comedic answer: )
Arachniman vs ???
Christmas Creature vs ???
Dark Scorpion Clone #42 vs ???
(or...)
Shelton Benjamin's mom vs. (No in ring debut)
Buff Bagwell's mom vs. (No in ring debut)
Zach Gowan's mom vs. (No in ring debut, but MAN did I hate that lady... I mean love... because she's my favorite wrestler

)