I be a Stupid Noob, so if this sucks, I'm sorry.
And if you Vote for me, I'll give YOU, the American People, a free pass to take turns squashing Triple H!
Mysterio: Grandma, what big eyes you have!
Lesnar: What?
Rhyno would sometimes fantasize about being on the American Gladiators. He was a big fan of Hanging Tough.
The Center of the ring is No time for NAP TIME!
Heyman: and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Will always Love YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Orlando:Ok, I Dipped my head in a fire ant mound while wearing a tutu and singing "Oh Come all Ye Faithful". *under his breath* I thought the Jackass gimmick died already... Next!
Shannon couldn't get it through Heyman's skull that one shouldn't wrestle while pregnant.
Albert: I've never been with a Pregnant girl before...
Ref: STOP, ALBERT! McMahon doesn't want us to do that angle til NEXT WEEK!
Shannon: He just kicked!
Albert: No I Didn't, I was about to, but...
Ref: He meant the baby, you failure of evolution!
Sadly, Triple H got wind of this and The referee was never seen nor heard from again...
Show laid out the gauntlet: Either get chokeslammed or show Morgan how to "Walk Like an Egyptian." Albert chose the former, and I don't blame him.
Cat: Somebody call my Momma, this jacket SUCKS!
The Cat is now stuck in a terrible Dillema: which is worse, the jacket or the look on Sable's face? He looks to the WWE logo for inspiration, but it's only telling Steph is fat jokes.
Sadly, Triple H caught wind of this and the Cat was never seen or heard from again...
Chavo: Does this bandanna make me look fat?
Eddie never looked at his nephew the same again...
Chavo: Well, did it?
Haas: You're getting heavy, Chavo. You puttin on weight?
Chavo:
Charlie, you're talking out loud...
Haas: ooops.
Haas: Now, if I soften his legs up enough, his fat ass won't be able to catch me when I run away!
Chavo:
Referee: Chavo, it's ok, he doesn't know he's talking out loud!
Chavo: But his words still hurt!
Haas: Eddie, whatever you do, don't say anything about Chavo getting fat, alright?
Chavo: DAMMIT, CHARLIE!
Chavo: Eddie this is your last warning, am I getting fat? Tell me now or I'll sit on you.
Ref: Save me, Eddie!
Eddie: don't worry, Mr. Referee, I saw Neo do this once on the Matrix!
Eddie decides after this latest scare that hiding that donut is probably a good Idea.
Hearing about a Rapping for food contest, Big Show shows off his street cred.
Show: My skin is white but my neck is red, I put miracle whip on my wonder bread! (yes, I quoted Scary Movie 3...)
Little did Show Realize, this picture was gonna be used for his new T-shirt.
Cena: Tell 'em, Ghost of Hawk!
The Big Show was left devastated when the Ghost of Hawk broke out the most eviscerating freestyle ever to come from Heaven.
Rey's new Capoera superstar gimmick failed to impress Lesnar.
Nor did his Tug of War Champion gimmick
Referee: ...and they were THIS BIG!
Lesnar: That's nice.
Rey: The lies, they're killing me!
Lesnar: Damn You're Heavy!
It is then when Lesnar discovered that Misterio was actually Chavo in disguise.
Lesnar: Rey heard enough, it's time to go home...
Referee: But he didn't get to hear the rest of my story!
The ref, outraged, got in between the two men and turned himself into a pile of burning coals.
Eh, it's something...