There used to be this spastic bastard in a wheelchair selling them on the cnr Collins/Russell, it was fuckin hilarious because he'd have his head to one side with drool going down the side of his face going "Three dollars. C'mon, it's three dollars!" And he'd get pissed off coz nobody would buy them.
& there's this black dude who is always selling them on the tram down Brunswick st & in all the restaurants around the area, I'm always thinking "
just piss off you cunt" but I just avoid contact with him & don't even look at him.